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Thread: The Australian citizenship test, Should you be deported lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Supra View Post
    They should have Qs like:

    What is the Capital of Australia?

    1. Sydney
    2. Canberra
    3. Hobart

    Bet you $50 70% would say Sydney. Thatd weed em out.
    Isn't it ? Bloody Australians trying to fool us Either sydney or melbourne !

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    Nup, its Canberra. Sydney was the oldest, Melbourne was the biggest so to settle the grudge match they created a new city half way between the 2.
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    It's a bit to close to Sydney still
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

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    Yeh its twice as far to bloody melbourne so i dont know who came up with this place
    The Datto will rage again...

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    10/10 while I should be working . I've seen a number of those questions before on quiz shows.
    "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
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    10/10.

    You. Out of my country. Now
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    You answered correctly 9 questions out of 10. Throw a shrimp on the barbie mate!
    "Take my swimming trunks, I won't need them." - Frank Costanza. "What does he want with your swimming trunks." - Estelle Costanza. "Why should they go to waste." - Frank Costanza - Seinfeld

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    Quote Originally Posted by john14 View Post
    Throw a shrimp on the barbie mate!
    Now that should be an instant failure right there. Theyre called prawns
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    hahahaha very true that.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    How about a simplified test for Dutchies only ? I need to get out of this place within the next few years, when i'll probably be deported with the current plitical athmosphere.

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    3 questions,
    Australia's top selling car.
    What colour is the Holland flag
    What is Holland's favourite cheese.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickHolden View Post
    3 questions,
    Australia's top selling car.
    What colour is the Holland flag
    What is Holland's favourite cheese.
    Easy.
    - Toyota
    - Which of the three you want ? Red, white or Bluey
    - Depends of which dutchy you speak too. I prefer the young cheese from Jan (farmer nearby).

    May I have a cookie now ?

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    Choc chip..

    Red white and blue is good with me.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    In all seriousness, the whole idea of a citizenship test is stupid. Trying to sort out those wanting to immigrate based on how well they can sing Waltzing Matilda is meaningless. Some of those questions half the country wouldnt know, as witness by how many of us didnt get the practise questions 100% correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fpv_gtho View Post
    In all seriousness, the whole idea of a citizenship test is stupid. Trying to sort out those wanting to immigrate based on how well they can sing Waltzing Matilda is meaningless. Some of those questions half the country wouldnt know, as witness by how many of us didnt get the practise questions 100% correct.
    We have a similar test here as well. I am not very positive about it, but if we would simply allow everybody to enter it would cause problems. I honestly wouldn't know how to do it any better, so for now it'd have to work..

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