oh mi gawd i can has legal b0oze?

[Sledgehammer]

heading out for happy hour. Cheers mates.

[clutch-monkey]

Thanks but WTF is root?

nub





srsly

[john14]

Happy Birthday to baddabang, pat_ernzen, and cmcpokey.

Originally Posted by baddabang
Thanks but WTF is root?

Pat, root means to have sexual intercourse. It's Australian slang.

[dydzi]

Pat, root means to have sexual intercourse. It's Australian slang.

WTF is sexual intercourse

[baddabang]

WTF is sexual intercourse

Haha +1.

[Rockefella]

I kind fo lied about getting wasteid idn ocmmeoration last nihgt.
However, I did make up for it tongiht by drinking 2 beers, playing 2 gmes of beer pong, and shotgunning a new firiendlyh record of 15 fcking beers.

I'm demolished. I wish I was lyiint but my 8uhagover is goigng to suck

[Quiggs]

I got smashed last night.

Captain, Jose and Jager. <3 Drank till 3, passed out at 4, woke up at 745 and went to work... Hangover ftl. The sun was like the hand of God bitch-slapping me into reality.

[pimento]

I got smashed last night.

Captain, Jose and Jager. <3 Drank till 3, passed out at 4, woke up at 745 and went to work... Hangover ftl. The sun was like the hand of God bitch-slapping me into reality.

I have a t-shirt especially for those days...

[Sledgehammer]

I kind fo lied about getting wasteid idn ocmmeoration last nihgt.
However, I did make up for it tongiht by drinking 2 beers, playing 2 gmes of beer pong, and shotgunning a new firiendlyh record of 15 fcking beers.

I'm demolished. I wish I was lyiint but my 8uhagover is goigng to suck

In your drunk state you felt the need to link shotgunning to wikipedia. Classic.

[Zytek_Fan]

I kind fo lied about getting wasteid idn ocmmeoration last nihgt.
However, I did make up for it tongiht by drinking 2 beers, playing 2 gmes of beer pong, and shotgunning a new firiendlyh record of 15 fcking beers.

I'm demolished. I wish I was lyiint but my 8uhagover is goigng to suck

+1
But yeah, your hangover is/was going to suck

[drakkie]

Man both saturday morning and right now are absolute disasters. Even loooking into the light of the screen makes my head explode... drinking 3 liters of water so far didnt help anymore.. Like 15 beers, a few shots of Bacardi-Cola and some more shit came my way last night. Friday me and a friend emptied a crate of beer(24) in an hour time.

[ZeTurbo]

I didint even know it was your birthday untill today, but i still got hammered that is some long distance telepathic buisness.
I knew somehow i should.. HAD to drink.... now i know why

Happy belated birthday!

[fisetdavid26]

Man both saturday morning and right now are absolute disasters. Even loooking into the light of the screen makes my head explode... drinking 3 liters of water so far didnt help anymore.. Like 15 beers, a few shots of Bacardi-Cola and some more shit came my way last night. Friday me and a friend emptied a crate of beer(24) in an hour time.

Yeah, you'd have to weight 340 pounds and be 7'2" to do that. You'd be dead - or at least in a very, very bad shape - if you really drank that much alcohol in such a small lap of time.

Anyway, here's a medal for your "achievements".

[drakkie]

Yeah, you'd have to weight 340 pounds and be 7'2" to do that. You'd be dead - or at least in a very, very bad shape - if you really drank that much alcohol in such a small lap of time.

Anyway, here's a medal for your "achievements".

Lol believe me, it was quite a challenge to bike home I still need to pick some pieces of plants out of my bike.. 12 beers is nothing special for most here. It's my average consumption on a night out.. Just a little fast this time. Mabe your beers are bigger ? Here they only are 1/3 of a litre.

[fisetdavid26]

Lol believe me, it was quite a challenge to bike home I still need to pick some pieces of plants out of my bike..

Look, I don't have anything against you, but your habit of trying to bring the spotlight and all the attention on yourself by making up very hard to believe stories or just plain lies is very annoying.

I have seen plenty of drunkards in my life and I can assure you nobody - even the toughest guy out there - can't finish a 24-pack in less than an hour. Even with a friend. The human body can filter an ounce of alcohol per hour, drinking that much alcohol in such a small amount of time equals an incredibly high percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream which would results in an ethyl coma.

EDIT: Beers are 341 mL here. 12 beers equals 4092 mL, that's over 4 liters of alcohol in an hour. Your liver filters 30 mL/hour.