Large Hadron Collider

[NSXType-R]

The fun hasn't even started yet. It's not running at full power.

Wait till it rips the world in two!

[Quiggs]

The fun hasn't even started yet. It's not running at full power.

Wait till it rips the world in two!

I thought that a black man in the White House was supposed to be the thing that rips the world in two?

[cmcpokey]

I thought that a black man in the White House was supposed to be the thing that rips the world in two?

black man in the white house just means the aliens will now come.... look at every sci-fi movie. the president is always black.

[Quiggs]

black man in the white house just means the aliens will now come.... look at every sci-fi movie. the president is always black.

Little humorous article I found.
Hollywood's Take On Black Presidents and Female VPs - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog


And I'd like to take this time to mention that my Hadron collided with Fiset's sister last night. And there was definitely one huge black hole. Good thing I filled it.

[Rockefella]

And I'd like to take this time to mention that my Hadron collided with Fiset's sister last night. And there was definitely one huge black hole. Good thing I filled it.

This.

[baddabang]

Little humorous article I found.
Hollywood's Take On Black Presidents and Female VPs - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog


And I'd like to take this time to mention that my Hadron collided with Fiset's sister last night. And there was definitely one huge black hole. Good thing I filled it.

Epic post.

[fisetdavid26]

And I'd like to take this time to mention that my Hadron collided with Fiset's sister last night. And there was definitely one huge black hole. Good thing I filled it.

Lies. My sister is tight kthx.

[Quiggs]

Incest is sexy.

[fisetdavid26]

Incest is sexy.

I know, your younger stepbrother told me the other day.

He did complain however about your huge, wobbly tommy that don't look so sexi.

[The_Canuck]

Sniff Petrol:

There was grave concern this week as a leading scientist warned that an ongoing series of experiments could result in a massive black hole that would destroy the entire planet.

The experiments in question concern a device called the Grand Tadron-Relater (GT-R) which is being fired at increasing speeds around a 5.15km loop known as the Recherche Institute Nucleaire Grandvitesse (‘RING), situated in the German countryside.

“This whole experiment is ridiculous,” says Professor Ken Freeply of Nigel Havers College, Kettering, the scientist at the centre of the empty headed doom-laden blathering. “The GT-R is being sent around the ‘RING every week and every time it does the speed at which it completes the loop is inexplicably getting higher and higher. According to my extrapolations within as little as 18 months it will be circling the entire ‘RING in around 32 seconds, at which point a fatal black hole will be created”

“Of course the black hole won’t actually be caused by the sheer speed of the GT-R,” Prof. Freeply added. “It will most likely result from the sheer weight of tedious argumentative bollocks posted about it on the internet”.

[MRR]

you mean this one?

superroflcopterz!!!

[fisetdavid26]

Sniff Petrol:

ROFL.

I genuinely laughed out loud at that.

[f6fhellcat13]

ROFL.

I genuinely laughed out loud at that.

I think it was unfunny and juvenile

[fisetdavid26]

I think it was unfunny and juvenile

Oh come on, we all love juvenile jokes from time to time.

I know I do

[f6fhellcat13]

Oh come on, we all love juvenile jokes from time to time.

I know I do

sarcasm=orgasm etc