The Flaming Chariot of Ra vs. Nissan GTR

[digitalcraft]

So which is better? The chariot of the Sun god Ra that carried the sun across the sky in Egyptian religion or the Nissan GTR?

The chariot of Ra could hold the entire sun and not burn up, fly across the sky, belonged to the most powerful deity of a religion.

It was very dependable, considering that it carried the sun every day for hundreds of millions of years. You don't see build quality like that every day.

It had to be quite fast, it went around the earth in 24 hours. That averages a little over one thousand miles an hour. (1037.6mph).

It was very environmentally friendly, running on pure magic. Its emissions were nothing. It got infinity miles per gallon. That's quite good gas mileage.

It was a convertible.

But seriously, can it compare to the GTR? Most people would say no. I bet Ra would have used a GTR if it had been around.

[whiteballz]

Amusing writeup.

Is it yours?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I lol'ed.

but yeah, source?

edit: team Ra!

[f6fhellcat13]

Quite lol-worthy

[cmcpokey]

this calls for a poll!

[CdocZ]

Easily the funniest thing I have seen today. Thank you!

[f6fhellcat13]

How quick's the Chariot round the 'ring?

[digitalcraft]

Yeah I just wrote it out because I'm bored at work.

[pimento]

I believe the GTR could be tuned to be faster than the Chariot of Ra. It is of course capable of 2000kwh on stock internals. It's also got one up on the Chariot in that it's not owned by a deity.. it is a deity.

Also, the Chariot is a roadster.. you get wet when it rains. That's why it's colder in winter, the sun is being dampened. If Ra used a GTR, it'd be summer all the time.

[johnnynumfiv]

Check my math but at 1,000 mph avg speed, it'd get around the ring (14.173mi) in about 51 seconds right?

Chariot please.

[pimento]

The 'ring has more corners than space though.. any word on the handling of the Chariot?

[johnnynumfiv]

The 'ring has more corners than space though.. any word on the handling of the Chariot?

Doesn't the chariot have the levitation option standard, so corners are a thing of the past?

[pimento]

A bit, but it still has to circle about and cross the finish line at some point.

[Niko_Fx]

It had to be quite fast, it went around the earth in 24 hours. That averages a little over one thousand miles an hour. (1037.6mph).

That was a Flaming Chariot of Ra ringer.

[baddabang]

ZR1..