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  1. 08-11-2009, 07:15 PM #286
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    id only be using a sword for good reasons. i don't have that kind of heart to do that.
    Either I did a poor job illustrating my point or this went way over your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    id only be using a sword for good reasons. i don't have that kind of heart to do that.
    Strangling is actually quite a bit less "bodily" than using a sword. I'd only use a sword or a knife if I was really, really pissed at someone.
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    Archery is fun.. not done that in years.

    Speaking of home-made weapons, I made a battleaxe in uni.. it was an oxy cutting/welding exercise. Not sure I'd take on a boar with it though.. maybe if I had a longer handle on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LTSmash View Post
    Either I did a poor job illustrating my point or this went way over your head.
    i think it was both. sorry!
    wwgkd, a sword is a epic way to defend yourself. but, having to deal with the sight of blood, not so epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    id only be using a sword for good reasons.
    Can you elaborate on that? I can't think of many "good" purposes other than decorative, for which one could use a sword .
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    archery is great, but i swear to god no matter what colour the arrows are you never, ever find those little shits ever again lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesmoRob View Post
    Can you elaborate on that? I can't think of many "good" purposes other than decorative, for which one could use a sword .
    like defending myself and protecting the world from EVIL!
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    lol whatever you say, Link
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    lol whatever you say, Link
    LOL! i was joking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    not even! if i ever had a weapon, the sword would be my weapon of choice.
    My sword of choice is pork
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesmoRob View Post
    Can you elaborate on that? I can't think of many "good" purposes other than decorative, for which one could use a sword .
    Very large shishkebabs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimento View Post
    Very large shishkebabs.
    Now we're talking.
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    meat as a choice weapon? my sword will cut them into akazillion pieces SUCKA'S!
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