Hopped into our local dealer...

[wwgkd]

so Aussie members. i'd like to know on why kangaroo's just love to hate your cars so much as to hit them. im quite puzzled by the fact that 'roos love to use their legs for violence.

They're about as intellegent as sheep or headless chickens, but they have really powerful legs. What else are they going to do?

[cargirl1990]

They're about as intellegent as sheep or headless chickens, but they have really powerful legs. What else are they going to do?

yeah, my post's are really, really BAD. stupid questions to stupid subjects.

[f6fhellcat13]

the tendons in a roo's legs can be used as a bow string.

Please say you've made a bow from a roo's leg, and gone kangaroo hunting with it....

[wwgkd]

Please say you've made a bow from a roo's leg, and gone kangaroo hunting with it....

That would be awesome.

[cargirl1990]

yes it would.

[clutch-monkey]

Please say you've made a bow from a roo's leg, and gone kangaroo hunting with it....

using bone tipped arrows, zomg
it's some sort of vicious cycle!

[cargirl1990]

i want one. and a boomerang.

[wwgkd]

i want one. and a boomerang.

I want a kangaroo that throws boomerangs.

[cargirl1990]

I want a kangaroo that throws boomerangs.

all i need is:
- a boomarang
- sword
- a shield, maybe
- a man
- a car
- some bows and arrows
and i'll be a happy woman!

[clutch-monkey]

i want one. and a boomerang.

do not work as advertised

[wwgkd]

do not work as advertised

What? You mean they don't come back? One of the two things you guys are famous for is a hoax. I'm so disillusioned.

Edit: actually, the roos are pests, too. So the two things people think about most when they hear australia, boomerangs and kangaroos, one doesn't work the way people think and the other's a pest. All you have to offer are tons of deadly animals, and the occasional crazy/hot woman. Plus a hole in the ozone.

[f6fhellcat13]

do not work as advertised

Surely it would work for her. She is Canadian after all, so the boomerang would come back, if only to whack her on the head.

[clutch-monkey]

What? You mean they don't come back? One of the two things you guys are famous for is a hoax. I'm so disillusioned.

it's not supposed to come back. i don't know who invented that stupid custom. it's supposed to end up lodged in the head of the other guy.
i have one, and yes it does come back but you have to throw it into the wind, and it never comes exactly back (although i tried it like, three times).

Surely it would work for her. She is Canadian after all, so the boomerang would come back, if only to whack her on the head.

this. seriously. hurts.

[pimento]

For a while some people made some that were specifically designed to come back.. they worked really well, but they failed to really catch on. I get the feeling it's because when you go to a park to throw something, you generally through it to someone else. Buying something that comes back to you just means you're admitting that you have no one who'll hang out with you.

[cargirl1990]

Surely it would work for her. She is Canadian after all, so the boomerang would come back, if only to whack her on the head.

oh thanks....