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    Haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch.



    I've got a new ride, bitches. 2003 turbo hatch, ****ing Never Lose edition. Ten stacks. Already ordered mods. You ain't got shit on this. I've had it less than 36 hours and some cop tried to pull me over, but I was like, "Yo mother****er, back off." Then I dropped it into 3rd, spooled the K03S, and I was out like a thief in the night. Sink my teeth in to bite. You thinkin' life, I'm thinkin' more like what's up tonight?

    **** where was I. Oh. This ****ing turbo hatch has more ****ing shit than I know what the **** to ****ing do with all of it. Heated seats. Heated mirrors. Mother****ing black leather all up in the bitch. I signed the deal for ten stacks and a key of coke.

    Last night, me and my main nigga rolled deep so I could get a new charger for my Blackberry. All the bitches were checkin' us out. Cause we were mad ****ing fly. Cause it's silver and has a turbo. Bitches LOVE it.

    **** you all, I'm gonna go push my new whip. I got Integras to **** wit. Shitty Blackberry pics cause I am baller like that and don't have time to bust out my ****ing way overpriced DSLR.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    I'm sorry but we're gonna need an eggnog for that.

    and for the coke as well.

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    Others tried to be the King, but the Ace is back.

    Good to see you in this neck of the woods - sweet ride.

    We are now MkIV bros.... Sorta.

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    Holy shit. Ucp hasn't seen this much epic win since the time you drew a bugatti on MS paint.

    Oh and the part about my sister is 100% false. And Davids mother was with me last night.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    God I missed you quiggs.

    Do tell what mods you have planned. Are your standards as low as they were?
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    Massive fender gap = massive fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by f6fhellcat13 View Post
    Massive fender gap = massive fail.
    Won't be there for much longer if this is as awesome as his last golf.
    (hope you know about offset quiggs)
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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang View Post
    Holy shit. Ucp hasn't seen this much epic win since the time you drew a bugatti on MS paint.

    Oh and the part about my sister is 100% false. And Davids mother was with me last night.
    This reminds me of the old days - and I'm relatively knew here.

    Also, just because Fiz's Mom was with you last night, doesn't mean she also wasn't with Quiggs... We all know how she rolls.

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    Already ordered:

    -European OEM headlamp switch with city lights, fogs, and rear fogs.
    -Clear sidemarkers.
    -OEM VW 337/20thAE sideskirts. MSRP is 800+, I scored them NEW for $350 shipped. Couldn't resist.

    Up next:

    Was originally going to get it chipped, but after a nice long cruise today, I decided that the brakes are going to need to be done soon, and I may as well upgrade them as I dive into them. Slotted F&R rotors and either Hawk HPS or EBC Green's.

    Then:

    Moar lowerer. I was seconds from pulling the trigger on a set of Weitec XS coils (same ones I had on the MK3, actually) last night. I opted against it because of the need to replace, or at least modify, the front sway bar when lowering a MK4 past about 1.5". If I have to wait until next spring, I will.

    The other plans are obvious. Intake, 3" turbo back, front mount intercooler, upgraded diverter valve. The accompanying front lip to match the 20th sideskirts. R32 rear spoiler. Reasonable stereo. The only thing I am not sold on yet are a set of wheels. The 16's from the MK3 are too small. So they will be up for sale shortly. I am probably going to stick to my roots and get another Porsche fitment, most likely in 18 or 19 inch, off a 911 or Boxster/Cayman.

    Oh, and for the haters... The old whip. I know plenty 'bout offset.



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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    I say old chap, this shiz be epic. The ladies be swooning all up in this bitch.
    Life's too short to drive bad cars.

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    19's are going to look silly quiggs, unless you're going for the sexspec lebo look
    what PCD are these?
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    considered here to be the ...king lowest of the ...king lowest. An old ...king riced Golf driven by a ...king guy with a ...king baseball cap. If you want to look ...king ridiculous, be my ...king friend.
    "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams

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    Yeah, I'ma hate.
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    Haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch.

    Where you gonna put the big rainbow flag sticker?
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella View Post
    Where you gonna put the big rainbow flag sticker?
    There's a reason why Clint Eastwood called it a "big gay spoiler."
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