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    I want a new car...

    What should I do?
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    PS When are we going to Philly for 3 days of drinking and endless strippers again?
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Want a 350Z? I'm thinking of something more practical without sacrificing too much performance.... MazdaSpeed 3 or something.

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    I could do a barrel roll however it doesn't get good enough MPG'z for my morning commute.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Pat doesn't use hair gel or fake bake.

    MS3 is frightening in a straight line. Mad torque steer in 2nd. Been there, done that.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx View Post
    Want a 350Z? I'm thinking of something more practical without sacrificing too much performance.... MazdaSpeed 3 or something.
    I do like these, and my tall ass fits quite comfortably. I'd prob make you an offer if you throw in your wife.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Oh btw I don't fit in the Solstice/Sky, C4 Corvettes, S2000's, or the older Mustang GT's.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Maybe a GTi? He could come over to Florida and train on how to drive it... plenty of teenagers can teach him, specially how to try and look cool in it... and always to make sure to rev it when passing slower cars to make the aftermarket Bov sound

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang View Post
    I do like these, and my tall ass fits quite comfortably. I'd prob make you an offer if you throw in your wife.
    Done deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx View Post
    Maybe a GTi? He could come over to Florida and train on how to drive it... plenty of teenagers can teach him, specially how to try and look cool in it... and always to make sure to rev it when passing slower cars to make the aftermarket Bov sound

    I like to duct tape a duck call to the BOV so every time it blows off its one giant QUACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK.

    Also I'm not a fan of homosexuals, CEL's, or picnic table pattern seats so VW's are out.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Also I'm not a fan of homosexuals, CEL's, or picnic table pattern seats so VW's are out.
    It's a MIL. Not a CEL. And yes, mine is currently on.

    Maybe a GTi? He could come over to Florida and train on how to drive it... plenty of teenagers can teach him, specially how to try and look cool in it... and always to make sure to rev it when passing slower cars to make the aftermarket Bov sound
    I do it so eco-fags know I am wasting two gallons of gas on 11.8psi* for every gallon they save.

    * As of Oct 24, this will be 18psi.


    Y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    cpo gto
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    G8 GXP
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    G8 GXP
    lowered on BBS'
    Best suggestion thus far along with the GTO.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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