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[Matra et Alpine]

See that's why the whole world fears a Scot with a few drams in him

[Rockefella]

See that's why the whole world fears a Scot with a few drams in him

What you call fear is actually a look of confusion on the other man's face since he has no f'n idea what the Scotsman is saying.

[Matra et Alpine]

ay true, very true
It's our equivalent of "shock and awe" .... confuse and beat up

But as like all historical missionaries I always took the opporuntity to teach it !
There's many a professional in the cities of the US who can ask for a beer, chat up a nice looking lass or threaten violence in the best taught and trained Glaswegian

[Kitdy]

Glasgow is a terrifying place.

Luckily, I have only driven through it and stopped in a fairly nice suburban area.

[Matra et Alpine]

Glasgow is a beautiful city with some of the best Victorian architecture in Britain and one of the best musems bequeathed to trhe city.

It's negativity is over-played and because we are comfortable enough to make jokes about ourselves then the negative image drunk , looking for a fight Glaswegian dominates outside image.

I've walked in jsut as bad and a lot worse all over the world and was shocked at only one block from the White House

Next time you're over if family are scared then give me a call and I'll show you things of interest and beaty and all of it as safe as every other city