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    Ebay Ricer - Funny!!

    Look at this guy's comments to sell his seat belt pads.



    Honda Civic Seat Belt Pads - Ricer MUST HAVE ITEM

    Hello and welcome to another DanielandJess auction!

    Are you a ricer? I used to be! These are unused seat belt pads from back in my ricerocket driving days in the late 90's. I never used these pads, because my seat belts were padded with super cool "Civic Type R" pads. Yes, my purple-pink civic LX sedan sure was the hot stuff back then, with a two toned paint job (unpainted body kit), and neon crap everywhere.

    If you haven't grown out of your ricer phase, these are for you! Still brand new and cushy, ready to pad the chest of the hot 16 year old that thinks your 1992 civic DX hatchback is the coolest thing since Sisqo... or is he not cool anymore? Come on, the thong song was the bomb diggity fantastic! Did I say that right?

    LET ME SEE THAT THOOOOOOOONNNGGGGG. Baby! That thong th-thong-thong-thong. I used to blare that crap like mad when flossing my civic.

    Bid on my seat belt pads, you cool kids. I'll throw in some free advice to the winning bidder about how to make your exhaust loud enough to kill small animals.

    Jesus, I used to be stupid.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...ayphotohosting

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    Classic!
    Cheers,
    -Ads

    "We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
    -Vic Elford, on Maison Blanche in a Porsche 917


    UCP's Most Hardcore Armchair BTCC Fan & Anthony Reid Supporter

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    ha very good
    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    hey niko, why are you taking the mick? you told me you bidded on them!


    j/k

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    Must have! Must bid!
    " I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect."

    My bumper sticker "If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UK CARS
    hey niko, why are you taking the mick? you told me you bidded on them!


    j/k
    Yeah they would look so super duper cool on my civic dude hell yeah buddy

    (I'm JK ppl)................. (Just in case)

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    Hm not sure about him? Read his feedback.
    Just call me Tom

    Please visit www.tomranson.com and make me feel loved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suka
    Hm not sure about him? Read his feedback.

    -I never recieved this item. Seller ignored me. I'm glad Ebay has banned him.


    -Downright deceitful. Claimed shpd, but not sent 3 wks till PayPal got involvd.
    Reply by danielandjess: ITEM SHIPPED BEFORE YOU FILED CLAIM. YOU ARE A LIAR


    -Finally received after many months and square deal intervention

    -THIEVES-After 32days LOST in mail Ha Ha-Refund never happened -BEWARE


    - OVER A 30DAYS STILL NOTHING AT LEAST REFUND MY MONEY BACK

    -DID NOT RETURN E-MAILS, NO REFUND ,NOTHING+*+BUYERS BEWARE*+*+RUN

    -bought 8 zip disks but only got 7, the zip drive works good, slow to communicate

    -Lied to me twice about sending this! Beware!
    Reply by danielandjess: Item was mailed, negative feedback is NOT warranted.


    HaHaHaHa

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    hahaha
    have fun with all my attached pictures guys!

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    Supercool Civic seatbelt pads add 1000hp to your ricer! Seatbelt pads are a better investment than chinese window stickers that only add minimal hp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAZCA C2
    Supercool Civic seatbelt pads add 1000hp to your ricer! Seatbelt pads are a better investment than chinese window stickers that only add minimal hp.

    ROFL!!!
    wat the hell do i put as a siggy?!?!?!

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