When I was in highschool looking for my first car on Craigslist, these were the vehicles most-consistently listed for fewer than $100. Later in life, I met someone who has driven Aerostars exclusively for the last decade or two; picking them up for $200 or so (inflation's a bitch...) with 150,000 miles and using them until something minor breaks and, inevitably, totals the car. An interesting little life hack for those willing to forsake aesthetics entirely. He's been through half a dozen or so, but he says that, even in salt-free California, they're thinner and thinner on the ground these days.
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"