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  1. #1
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    Shopping cart chop- w.i.p.

    mods so far:

    widened
    front AND rear spoilers airbrushed by me. just to avoid those awkward low-gravity incedents
    well you guess the rest
    eat cicada

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    General specifications
    Country of origin - United States
    Years of production - WWII-Present
    Numbers built - 1
    Body design - Costco.
    Weight - False

    Drivetrain
    Engine - Slave (ie. the male spouse) Driven
    Engine location - The rear, the location where women think men should be
    Displacement - Depends
    Valvetrain - 10 Valves; Nostrils 2x Eye Sockets 2x, Urethra, Rectum, Naval, Mouth, and Ears 2x
    Fuel feed - Bud/Blue/Carlsberg/Guiness/Coors/Miller/Heineken/Canadian depending on location
    Aspiration Schweitzer - Even since mirriage, all aspiration has been lost
    Gearbox - 3 Gears; Sleep, Eat, & Work
    Drive Rear - Slave Driven

    Performance figures
    Power - Men rarely have power in marriage
    BHP/Liter - -
    Torque - The moment of a force; the measure of a force's tendency to produce torsion and rotation about an axis, equal to the vector product of the radius vector from the axis of rotation to the point of application of the force and the force vector.
    Power to weight ratio - Ussually decreases from alcoholic beverages
    Top Speed - The normal male struggles to keep a pace of 9 km/h
    0-60 mph Acceleration - Unattainable Speed

    Resources
    Useful links
    - Other cars by Cosco.
    - Suggest a site
    - Buy or sell your slave/husband/leechstick online at Choose Your Item
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    LOL, that thing is awesome!
    "We first fought the heathens in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change." - Serj Tanikan

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-quik
    General specifications
    Country of origin - United States
    Years of production - WWII-Present
    Numbers built - 1
    Body design - Costco.
    Weight - False

    Drivetrain
    Engine - Slave (ie. the male spouse) Driven
    Engine location - The rear, the location where women think men should be
    Displacement - Depends
    Valvetrain - 10 Valves; Nostrils 2x Eye Sockets 2x, Urethra, Rectum, Naval, Mouth, and Ears 2x
    Fuel feed - Bud/Blue/Carlsberg/Guiness/Coors/Miller/Heineken/Canadian depending on location
    Aspiration Schweitzer - Even since mirriage, all aspiration has been lost
    Gearbox - 3 Gears; Sleep, Eat, & Work
    Drive Rear - Slave Driven

    Performance figures
    Power - Men rarely have power in marriage
    BHP/Liter - -
    Torque - The moment of a force; the measure of a force's tendency to produce torsion and rotation about an axis, equal to the vector product of the radius vector from the axis of rotation to the point of application of the force and the force vector.
    Power to weight ratio - Ussually decreases from alcoholic beverages
    Top Speed - The normal male struggles to keep a pace of 9 km/h
    0-60 mph Acceleration - Unattainable Speed

    Resources
    Useful links
    - Other cars by Cosco.
    - Suggest a site
    - Buy or sell your slave/husband/leechstick online at Choose Your Item
    Imagine if it were turbocharged. More fuel consumption and running on that fuel it'd make it go slower
    eat cicada

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