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    Top Grear's Cool and Uncool list...

    Ok guys, here is Top Gears list of what they deem to be cool and uncool cars. They go from Sub-Zero, Cool, Uncool and Seriouly Uncool. Lets see if you agree:

    Sub Zero
    Disclaimer: Cars listed A to Z, and not in order of Sub Zeroness.
    Alfa 156 Facelift
    Aston Martin DB9
    Caterham R400
    Fiat Punto
    Ford GT
    Ford Street Ka
    Land Rover Defender
    Mini Cooper S

    Cool
    Disclaimer: Cars listed A to Z, and not in order of Coolness.
    Alfa 147 & GTA Koenigsegg
    Alfa GTV Land Rover
    Audi A2 Maserati 4200GT
    Audi A3 Mazda MX5
    Audi A6 Mazda RX8
    Bentley Continental GT Mitsubishi Shogun
    Citroën Berlingo Peugeot 206 GTI 180
    Citroën C2 GTR Renault Clio
    Citroën C3 Renault Laguna
    Daihatsu Copen Renault Megane
    Ferrari Enzo Renault Vel Satis
    Fiat Multipla Rolls Royce Phantom
    Ford Focus RS Saab 93
    Ford KA Saab 95
    Holden Monaro Subaru Forester
    Honda Civic type R Subaru Legacy
    Honda Jazz Suzuki Liana
    Hyundai Coupé VW Golf Mk4
    Jaguar XJ VW Golf R32
    Jaguar XJR VW Phaeton

    This is where I think some of you are gonna get mad: Uncool

    Disclaimer: Cars listed A to Z, and not in order of Uncoolness.
    BMW 3 SERIES Mercedes SL
    BMW M3 Mercedes SLK 32 AMG
    BMW X5 Mitsubishi Evo 8
    Bugatti Veyron Ford Fiesta
    Chrysler PT Cruiser Nissan 350Z
    Chrysler Voyager Peugeot 807
    Citroën C2 Pluriel Porsche 911 Convertible
    Citroën C5 Porsche 911 Turbo
    Daihatsu Charade Porsche Carrera 4
    Fiat Stilo Renault Scenic
    Ford Focus Seat Ibiza
    Ford Fusion Subaru Imprezza STI
    Ford Galaxy Toyota Avensis
    Hummer Toyota Previa
    Hyundai Trajet Vauxhall Astra
    Kia Sedona Vauxhall Corsa
    Lamborghini Gallardo Vauxhall Signum
    Lexus LX200 Vauxhall Vectra
    Mercedes CLK Volvo S80
    Volvo V70
    VW Beetle Cabriolet
    VW Golf Diesel

    Seriously Uncool
    Disclaimer: Cars listed A to Z, and not in order of Seriously Uncoolness.
    Audi TT
    BMW 5 Series
    BMW M3 CSL
    Megane CC
    Peugeot 307 CC
    Porsche Carrera 2 Cabriolet
    Richard Hammond's Porsche 911 left-hand drive

    What cars would you move around, add or remove?

    Taz.

    On the first two lists I separatred the cars names but once posted they appear closer than they should be, sorry about that.
    Last edited by taz_rocks_miami; 08-11-2004 at 09:12 PM.
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    WHAT M3 uncool and CSL Seriously Uncool that is outrages and Honda Jazz cool , which idiot made this list..
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    you made anb error my friend.the ford gt is exactly on the line of uncool/seriously uncool.(cos jeremy has one, and how can he possibly be cool?)i saw it on a rerun a couple of days ago.

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    EVO 8 and Impreza should definitely be in kool, and M3 CSL in uncool!?!? WHY? Mini Cooper S needs to be in uncool, all the audi's need to be uncool, Ferrari Enzo in uncool, and Bentley Continental GT uncool. The rest looks about right.

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    I'd actually agree,the CSL is an ugly car, and when you have an ugly car, people not in the know don't like it.

    I don't agree with the VW Phaeton, or the Mitsubishi Shogun (Pajero/Montero) being cool, they are boring, and in the case of the Shogun, Hideous. I also Disagree with the Punto, it's boring, lazy and the only car which has progressively gotten worse with each facelift.

    The Jazz is cool like the iPod is cool, functional, easy to use and practical, plus, it's full of space.

    Also the Vel Satis????? These people are smoking something.
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    I think all these Cars were missplaced, and I think these will be there correct catergory.

    Sub Zero:
    Ferrari Enzo
    Alfa 147 & GTA
    Koenigsegg
    Alfa GTV
    Maserati 4200GT
    Mercedes SL
    Golf R32
    Ford Focus RS
    BMW M3 CSL
    Subaru Imprezza STI
    Porsche Carrera 2 Cabriolet
    Lamborghini Gallardo

    Cool:
    Fiat Stilo
    Aston Martin DB9
    Mercedes SLK 32 AMG
    Mitsubishi Evo 8
    Porsche Carrera 4
    Porsche 911 Turbo
    BMW X5
    Audi TT
    BMW 5 Series
    Megane CC
    Peugeot 307 CC
    Richard Hammond's Porsche 911 left-hand drive


    Uncool:
    Caterham R400
    Ford Street Ka
    Citroën Berlingo
    Citroën C2 GTR
    Citroën C3
    Daihatsu Copen
    Renault Vel Satis
    Honda Jazz
    Suzuki Liana

    Seriously Uncool:
    Chrysler PT Cruiser
    Ford KA
    Audi A2
    Audi A3
    Kia Sedona
    VW Beetle Cabriolet
    VW Golf Diesel
    Ford Fusion
    Ford Galaxy


    And thats what I think. I also believe that Jeremy Clarkson should listen to Richard Hammand more often, because he knows what is cool and what is not. Jeremy is off his rocker. For example Jeremy said that the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti was seriously uncool because it was designed by a man named Ken, but we all know that this is a very cool car.
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    guys, you miss the point of it.

    It's Top Gear presenters opinion and they dont' have logic to most of it
    It's meant to be a light-hearted humourous item in the program and typical of the toungue-in-cheek approach they've taken for the last 5 years !!

    So any attempts to justify movement should rightl be met with ....

    "I'm jeremy Clarkson, I say car X is Y and that's it. ... next "

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    Quote Originally Posted by matra et alpine
    It's Top Gear presenters opinion and they dont' have logic to most of it

    ha they put the ferrari 612 in uncool just because it was designed by a guy called Ken


    EDIT/ taz i am sure that you have missed a few cars off there and the DB9 isnt in sub-zero it had to have its own firdge built at the end -past sub-zero- with a little container of liquid nitrogen in to make it look cool
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    I think most of the people who don't really understand the list will struggle to do so if they don't watch Top Gear.

    The basic premise is that a good isn't necessarily a cool car. So the reason Ferraris aren't cool is because they make you look like a footballer, or a sad act poseur. Cars like Evos and WRXs aren't cool because they're all driven by guys called Kevin. So most of it is down to what the stereotypical driver of the car is like. Cars like the Defender are cool because they say little about you. They can be driven by a working class builder, a middle class farmer or an upper class lady of the manor. They're classless. Anything that is thought of as... erm... "compensation for other areas lacking" is instantly uncool.

    That said, there's still plenty of cars on there that don't really fit that criteria, due to the law unto himself that is Mr. Clarkson, like Matra said.

    It's all in good fun, as is the new Top Gear way. Or at least it will be when it restarts again.

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    There's no British car in the uncool list Where's this program from?? Oh... Right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    guys, you miss the point of it.

    It's Top Gear presenters opinion and they dont' have logic to most of it
    It's meant to be a light-hearted humourous item in the program and typical of the toungue-in-cheek approach they've taken for the last 5 years !!

    So any attempts to justify movement should rightl be met with ....

    "I'm jeremy Clarkson, I say car X is Y and that's it. ... next "

    Ill never understand british humor....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx
    There's no British car in the uncool list Where's this program from?? Oh... Right...
    Isn't that because the Rover City thingy got put in a dustbin BEYOND the uncool wall ??
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slicks
    Ill never understand british humor....
    you don't say

    get that one ?
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    I started this thread to see what you guys thought, agree or disagree, it's ok! I don't agree with the entire list either. Let's see what the UCP list of cool and uncool looks like.

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    Iv never seen top gear. but I dont totally agree with the list. And whats a Bugatti Veyron Ford Fiesta
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