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  1. 01-03-2011, 12:21 PM #3121
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    ^^Well seems it's public knowledge now, yes it is me.
    Like the Stig, I am outed.
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    Sums up Glenn Beck for me

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjoqWNnQ0-U"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjoqWNnQ0-U[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine View Post
    Sums up Glenn Beck for me
    Love the choir... perfect. Batshit fills his coffers, and there's a large enough batshit US population to do so.
    It's hard to comprehend that many people seriously watching bits like the one below. It's almost like some zany Capra movie...
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVju-iLHWZc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVju-iLHWZc[/ame]
    (Looking for the segment where he draws stick figures to describe a husband (goverment) a mistress (congress) and angry wife (the public)... hysterical!)
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    i always thought glenn beck was a satirist troll, like some sort of sketch comic/news pisstake
    imagine my suprise
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    ^^^ Thin he started out that way ... now he thinks he's the Messiah ... WHich makes him FUNNIER to watch and on the flip side SCARY that people watch him and believe :0

    His best three-card-trick is the selection of snippets of FACT then surrounding it with BS and THEN saying to "the people" ... "dont believe me , go check the facts yourself".
    KNOWING that folks wont and most will be conned into thinking it must be true or he woudlnt tell us to go check.

    IF only he'd actually read up on the rise of the social nationalist movents in the 20s through 30s then he'd see the parallels of EXACTLY why he is becoming successful and how another crazy individual in Germany ended up in charge ... Beck for President 2020
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    the people at Research In Motion are looking for new employees. Check them out at:
    "http://www.rim.jobs/"


    Surely someone would have checked this before setting it up.
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    Urban myth ?

    RIM Careers - Jobs at Research In Motion Careers

    along with .... "I took ASS training at my rimjob. (Achieving Stellar Service)"
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    It worked yesterday.. they probaby took it down because all the extra traffic was wanging the servers.
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    I know a bunch of people that went to the University of Waterloo and a few people they knew worked at RIM on internship - everyone in the program jokingly called these jobs RIM jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimento View Post
    It worked yesterday.. they probaby took it down because all the extra traffic was wanging the servers.
    If it WAS live then more than likely the comments in forums/internet FINALLY woke someone up to how much of a joke they were loking and pulled it

    The http://www.researchinmotion.jobs IS live and links to the rim corporate web site.
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    I think Research In Motion are very much in on the joke, judging by the merch at one of their recent Trade Shows...



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    BRILLIANT .... however, someone on the board will be apoplectic now and will want that changed too
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    Agreed, brilliant... clever viral marketing that not only got the attention (plus) needed, but hacks language moralists off. It's all good.
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKeoOnSvXn4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKeoOnSvXn4[/ame]
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