lost shoes?

[UK CARS]

A guy (Jim) stops by to visit his friend (Peter). They talk for a while and
then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as
to go upstairs and get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's
daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and
quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me
here to have sex with you."

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK,
let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of
them?"

The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"

[drakkie]

lol lmfao

edit: must be the longest signature around.... wtf

[SlickHolden]

Can i grab your shoes please

[Rockefella]

A guy (Jim) stops by to visit his friend (Peter). They talk for a while and
then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as
to go upstairs and get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's
daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and
quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me
here to have sex with you."

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK,
let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of
them?"

The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"

lmao, nice one jimbo. Why was your friend's name "Peter"

[cuntukimushroom]

this is why he was banned probolly thats a good joke but wrong people dont mix people (mods even) with the people in the joke thats why you could get banned

[SlickHolden]

???hey

[cuntukimushroom]

do you know peter? i do

hint: matra

what i think:" somehow ukc has developed a taste of hate and disrespect towards matra"

[Matt]

this is why he was banned probolly thats a good joke but wrong people dont mix people (mods even) with the people in the joke thats why you could get banned

This has nothing to do with his banishment.

[cuntukimushroom]

really? how was he banned?

[SlickHolden]

Do you no jimbo ? I think they have a problem that needs to be fixed outside of ucp no in it and i think it's between the 2 of them adn thats where it should be left it's not for us to take side or shift blame towards one and not the other, We should stay out of it.

[Matt]

It has nothing to do with me. I didn't ban him. Jim and I are fine off the forums.

[cuntukimushroom]

ohh i still dont know how and why? sory to make you annoyed matt

[r1ckst4]

lol... dats funny...


Crap everytime he got banned i'm never around....
can someone please tell the full story why he was banned? i really want to know.

[SlickHolden]

It has nothing to do with me. I didn't ban him. Jim and I are fine off the forums.

It wasnt to you.

[taz_rocks_miami]

This has nothing to do with his banishment.

If it doesn't, then it sould add to the time he's banned. This shows a total lack of respect for Peter and his family UK_Cars, WTF is your problem??