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made me lol.
although it probably wasn't meant to.
edit: also The 5 Current Genetic Experiments Most Likely to Destroy Humanity | Cracked.com
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Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the GOVERNMENT...This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED ."
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
– Hunter Thompson
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^^ Win.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
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poor mans flatscreen
autozine.org
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LOL.Originally Posted by jediali
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Possible Blown Engine: Need Urgent Help - Tampa Racing
holy shit...some people don't seserve cars, this is up there with the sandblasting through the intake..
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Also, I had to let a girl out of a car wash cause the door froze shut. I cut out the police blotter. 11:45 p.m.
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^^Epic
May the downforce be with you
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email sent around a friend's work apparently.. one of the better ads out there
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
– Hunter Thompson
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non-Brits won't get all of these, but enough to bring a smile I'm sureMovie Letter Switch, some beauties!
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Gold! 6 brides for 7 brothers
"A string is approximately nine long."
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For Great Justice.
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