The sad remenants of WWII humor
"Has your mother-in-law had a facelift?"
"No, that's her gasmask"
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What did the baby mouse say to it's mother the first time it saw a bat?
"MOM! MOM! Look! It's an angel!!"
Last edited by ZerK; 05-03-2004 at 10:26 AM.
Reason: added 2nd joke
Cheers,
-Ads
"We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
-Vic Elford, on Maison Blanche in a Porsche 917
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