Valentines Day

[shr0olvl]

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[my porsche]

Haha you haven't posted in almost a year...

Chocolate + flowers?

[shr0olvl]

lol she doesn't like chocolate. I was thinking something more like a bracelet. It's her big 21! Maybe some Hello Kitty shot glasses...

[Quiggs]

I'm getting Pat's sister edible panties.

[shr0olvl]

I'm getting Pat's sister edible panties.

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

[Quiggs]

You've never seen Pat's sister, I take it.

[shr0olvl]

You've never seen Pat's sister, I take it.

She's a ****n door knob, everyone gets a turn.

[Rockefella]

I have the same answer for all holiday/birthday/personal gifts.

Booze.

[fisetdavid26]

I have the same answer for all holiday/birthday/personal gifts.

Booze.

"Here baby, take this fifth of Johnnie Blue Label. And forget I'm your boyfriend." Sorry Rocke I had to, it wasn't nice. I'm sorry. <3

[Niko_Fx]

I F'ing hate Valentines and all these stupid excuses to go and spend money. I told my wife that Valentines was a lame day like xmas and birthdays and that I didn't understand why I had to go crazy with gifts and stuff.... Well, she flipped out and whipped my a$$ and now I gotta buy her something.

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.

[baddabang]

Pajamas

Because I pwn.

[fisetdavid26]

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.

Win.

5CM.

[baddabang]

I F'ing hate Valentines and all these stupid excuses to go and spend money. I told my wife that Valentines was a lame day like xmas and birthdays and that I didn't understand why I had to go crazy with gifts and stuff.... Well, she flipped out and whipped my a$$ and now I gotta buy her something.

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.

Pussywhipped^

J/K <3.

[Rockefella]

"Here baby, take this fifth of Johnnie Blue Label. And forget I'm your boyfriend." Sorry Rocke I had to, it wasn't nice. I'm sorry. <3

Blue Label? Nah.

More like, "Hey babe, here's a handle of [insert REALLY cheap vodka here] and a bottle of cranberry juice. Go mix yourself some drinks. I'm gonna go watch the game."

[baddabang]

She's a ****n door knob, everyone gets a turn.

I love how when one Texan gets epically pwnd, it turns into a revolution.