Read this whole thread and still can't figure out how to say anything.
From what I've figured, AUDI is meant to be pronounced ORGY (except with a D).
PAGANI is actually meant to be pronounced MAHONEY (except with a P at the start).
And COUNTACH is actually meant to be pronounced like BOON-DOCK (except with a C at the start)
I think I'd rather be deaf, some of you lot are batty!
:P