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No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch
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I don't consider Tourette's syndrome a joke.. And either should anyone else for that matter.. Shoot me for I'm dumb..Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
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It says it may offend on the thread title... try this for size.
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Aye even true(er?) lol at the second to for some reason.. Randomness..
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Sorry if it offends you man, I just found it funny- one of my friends had Tourette's syndrome that he's managed to control, and found that hilarious. Horses for courses, I guess!
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Liez.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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No-one else will ever be able to park here again...
Chief of Secret Police and CFO - Brotherhood of Jelly
No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch
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Hm,
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They installed the poles to stop people parking on the footpath, unfortunately their van is inside the poles so they can't get out...
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No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch
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Haha! I love irony
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Loffles!
The Datto will rage again...
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Oh, I get it now.
It's like the steamshovel who started digging a foundation and decided to dig all the way around itself.
Either way, someone's going to get fired.
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Glasgow's Miles Better
Good old Glasgow.
If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore goolies.
I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'.
I love the naivety of al-Qaeda.
Trying to bring religious war to Glasgow.
You're 400 years too late guys. You've not even got a football team.
I think that we should give Partick Thistle to al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday at 5am from the top of a mosque.
The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack.
Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down.
If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial Quarter'.
For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport.
Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?
People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container.
I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima.
The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain! They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano!
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