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Old 04-14-2004, 07:41 AM
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A shame April fool's is over, I could've talked to the lead hands on the other 2 shifts and we could have been "NoOne", "SomeOne" and "AnyOne" for the day .... endless possibilities for chaotic fun.
I can imagine it now :

Examples:
At Work
- "Is this machine running ok?" reply "yeah, SomeOne fixed it"
- being paged "SomeOne report to the production office"
- "I'll ask SomeOne for overtime"
Confusion rocks !!!

At Home
- "Who lives here?" reply "SomeOne"
- phone call from someone you don't want to deal with, "Hello, could I speak to SomeOne?" .... I could just give it to my youngest kid.

Only drawback would be the wife ... she could go around claiming to be married to SomeOne .... ... then again ......

Or maybe:

Examples:
At Work
- "Is this machine running ok?" reply "yeah, AnyOne fixed it"
- being paged "AnyOne report to the production office"
- "I'll ask AnyOne for overtime"
Confusion rocks !!!

At Home
- "Who lives here?" reply "AnyOne"
- phone call from someone you don't want to deal with, "Hello, could I speak to AnyOne?" .... I could give it to whoever I wanted to.

Only drawback would be the wife ... she could go around claiming to be married to AnyOne .... ... then again ......
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:41 AM
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:37 AM
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I'd like to legally change my name to NoOne .. would make things a lot more interesting on a daily basis;

Examples:
At Work
- "Is this machine running ok?" reply "yeah, NoOne fixed it"
- being paged "NoOne report to the production office"
- "I'll ask NoOne for overtime"
Confusion rocks !!!

At Home
- "Who lives here?" reply "NoOne"
- phone call from someone you don't want to deal with, "Hello, could I speak to NoOne?" .... I could just hang-up.

Only drawback would be the wife ... she could go around claiming to be married to NoOne .... ... then again ......
Johnny Cash did a great song along this theme.
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:44 AM
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Suits me Tom

Why don't we all put our names in our sigs for a week or two until we can remember them?
Sounds good to me!
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:52 AM
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by carlover
I can imagine it now :

Examples:
At Work
- "Is this machine running ok?" reply "yeah, SomeOne fixed it"
- being paged "SomeOne report to the production office"
- "I'll ask SomeOne for overtime"
Confusion rocks !!!

At Home
- "Who lives here?" reply "SomeOne"
- phone call from someone you don't want to deal with, "Hello, could I speak to SomeOne?" .... I could just give it to my youngest kid.

Only drawback would be the wife ... she could go around claiming to be married to SomeOne .... ... then again ......

Or maybe:

Examples:
At Work
- "Is this machine running ok?" reply "yeah, AnyOne fixed it"
- being paged "AnyOne report to the production office"
- "I'll ask AnyOne for overtime"
Confusion rocks !!!

At Home
- "Who lives here?" reply "AnyOne"
- phone call from someone you don't want to deal with, "Hello, could I speak to AnyOne?" .... I could give it to whoever I wanted to.

Only drawback would be the wife ... she could go around claiming to be married to AnyOne .... ... then again ......

ha, that's funny, another name that could be applied to these common phrases would be a person called "that one"

like when your wife isasked who she's married to and she say's "that one"

or who fixed the copy machine..."that one did"

who lives ehere anyways?......."that one does"

and so on
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:11 AM
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I dont know if this thread's been done before, but what are everyone's real names? It always strikes me on other forums how some people will just call each other by their real names and i was wondering whether anyone at UCP has ever experienced that?

I for one dont know all that many names of people here. What i do know is Egg Nog's is Shawn, motorsportnerd's is Brendon, Pliz (the former r34_296kw) is Shawn also i believe, if im remembering correctly NoOne is Dave and i believe ive seen Falcon500 sign a post with Nick......I guess the only person ive run into thats come out into the open with their name is Wouter..

My names Jacob by the way for those who didnt know (probably everyone, i only remember telling NoOne that)
hey im welsh so im rhys owen geraint smith
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:25 AM
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Suits me Tom

Why don't we all put our names in our sigs for a week or two until we can remember them?
I've been trying to add my name to my Sig but it didn't work.

Here's what I did...
(click) User CP
(click) Edit Signature
(type)Byron here...nice to meet you!
(click)save signature

But nothing happens!

What am I doing wrong here

Thanks for any advise/info.
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:27 AM
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forget about my last post...it came out right
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Old 04-14-2004, 10:06 AM
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Old 04-14-2004, 10:37 AM
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i'm knowen as Batman but my real name is Bruce Wayne, and Batmobile_Turbo is the car i own
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:29 AM
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Old 04-14-2004, 01:00 PM
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Old 04-14-2004, 01:03 PM
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Old 04-14-2004, 01:06 PM
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