you know you are a ricer if.... (make up your own)

[Karrmann]

no i'm nbot reposting SilverArroz's thread, but I got some ideas to add on the list and in this thread you are to post ones you made up.

like these are the ones I made up.

You know you're a ricer if......

A vector is a monster truck compared to your car.

you've aded so many scopps and air intakes your CD ratio went up by 50

you have so much neon it overtakes the car's acual color

your rims are so big causing your tires to be so thin that they need to be replaced every week.

your rims are so big and cause ing your tires to be so thin you don't even have to fill them with air.

you rev a Fiat.

you rev henk4 and he blows the doors off you. (rofl , SUPER HENK MINI POWER!! .)

you rev soccermoms

heck you rev 3 yr olds on trycycles.

you believing that adding a NOS sticker adds 10 MPH

you believe that nos is engine modification

you rev a Ford Taurus and it wins.

you believe that people that modify their engines don't kbnow how to tune cars.

you hit a pot hole and your car goes flying.

your "custom rims" are your stock rims just repainted to match the car's body color.

your car's paint job warps into more colors than a 500 pack of Crayola
Crayons.

when people look at your car all the neon puts them in a coma.

your car has more stickers than a stock car- and 3/4 of the brands on the sticker's parts aren't even used on your car!!

you rev old grannies in Buicks.

you rev aircooled VWs.

you rev origional minis (like the ones Wouter Melisson and henk4 drive)

when you play need for speed underground you never care to unlock the engine modifications.

when you buy a car in Gran Turismo 2 you install a custom exhaust, modify the brakes, race modify the car, add on new wheels and claim the car is "fully tuned"

you believe a stage 3 turbo is a waste of money.

you lost a drag race against a Honda Insight on a windy day.

you take off the windshield wipers to lighten the waight but when you are racing it starts pouring rain and you're screwed.

you revved an electric car and it won.

your car is so low that a jack wont even fit uner it.

your tires are so wide your card can't turn.

feel free to addon.

[illusionest]

lol i won this award for my cartoony wide body kit.

[car_fiend]

u know... when u rev a minivan it wins. ROFL!!!

[Spastik_Roach]

You know you are a ricer when... Packs of senior citizens in those Minivans laugh at your car!

[Esperante]

You know you're a ricer when you don't actually have a car and have to stoop to acting 46 and being a car desginer and posting threads asking ,' YOu know you're a ricer when...'

[Blue Supra]

You know you're a ricer when you don't actually have a car and have to stoop to acting 46 and being a car desginer and posting threads asking ,' YOu know you're a ricer when...'

no, thats called having a job and sharing with friends

you know you're a ricer when cant get over gutters cause your cars so low...

[r1ckst4]

you know ur a ricer if ur car look like the cars in the fast and furious but can't go over 80Km/h...

[jcp123]

You know you're a ricer when you can't be beat cuz "u gotz da NAWWZ!!"

You know you're a ricer when, after being pompous and getting in a race you lost, you make excuses like "Yo, but u gots twice as many cylindas, homie!"

You know you're a ricer when the stickers are good for more HP than you engine.

You know you're a ricer when your spoiler vaguely resembles a park bench, picnic table, whale tail, or stabilizer section off of a 747.

You know you're a ricer when your spoiler is higher than your torque output.

You know you're a ricer when the first place you head at the speed shop is the discount sticker table.

You know you're a ricer when you have Chinese writing on your car that even Chinese people can't read.

[Quiggs]

... when you spell it 'VTECK.'

... when your lugnuts require more torque than your motor produces.

... when your homepage is set to the APC online catalog.

[holdens]

u no ur a ricer when the only way to make ur car sound like anything other than a mosquitoe is to put a huge 5" minimum muffler on it.... (still sounds but but improved)

[PerfAdv]

you know you're a ricer when the aero addons are primered and not painted...just cuz and cuz you think it looks cool.

you know you're a ricer when you think the little-plastic-brake-disc-look-alike-thingy you installed to hide the rear drums brakes actually will help you stop faster.

you know you're a ricer when you think the dirty looks people give you for your loud exhaust are actually admiring glances.

you know you're a ricer when you scrape off bits of your ground effects every time you enter a steep driveway.

you know you're a ricer when you fulfill your need for speed by taking the bus

you know you're a ricer when you think that oversteer and understeer refer to where you grip the steering wheel.

you know you're a ricer when have a huge bottle of scent on the dashboard, not for the scent but for the pizazz it brings to your car.

you know you're a ricer when you think downshifting is putting the car in reverse and upshifting in a forward gear.

*****ONe for the real, you know you're a....series: you know you're a hill-billy when after striking it rich y'alls hole famly stil sits in the front seat........of your brand new SUV.

[Spastik_Roach]

You know you're a ricer when... Your Chromies and Muffler Tip weigh more than the rest of your car

[McReis]

...when you have a FWD car with a wing so big that by 80mph you're doing wheelies.

...when you don't have a trunk because it is full of watts.

...when you love to spin from wheels

...when your favorite car is a Subaru or a Supra.

...when the back of your seat is set close to a 150 degrees angle.

...when you drive with one hand on the gearlever and your shoulder is touching your girlfriends.

...When you start loving burnouts.

...When you say you're "into cars" but you don't know what a LSD is.

[Benz_Boy_1]

when you look at a bin and think 'Hey! tha could be a good exhaust pipe!'

(theres nothing wrong with burnouts!)

[SlickHolden]

When you have a 10 foot wing, 12" rims, And 1" chrome tail pipe, And home made bonnet scoops from cardbord on a Datsun 180b. And one neon under the car.
And your 85 years old and you think it's a monster