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    I think I'm in trouble.

    So on my commute home today, about 20 miles, it was raining very cold and I had possibly the worst headache known to mankind. I was following a mid 90's Cavalier down State Highway 56 in the lovely booming metropolis known as NorWood. I shit you not there are 36 people that inhabit this place.

    Going through town I crossed over the local railroad tracks and hit a stretch of highway marked at 55mph. So with no questions asked I accelerate someplace between 60 and 65mph.

    Going over a hill by the high school I see the same mid 90's Cavalier pulled over on the side of the road with it's hazard lights on. He put some space between us at a traffic light. Suddenly from around the front of the car this dude walked out into the road. I tried to avoid him by swerving into the other lane but it was far too late. I clipped him with the right side of my 6,000lb Silverado. He rag dolled into the ditch.

    Now under the seat of this Silverado is a sawed of shotgun and an unregistered illegal Kimber .45 handgun. I'm not going to let the police find that. It's bad enough I probably just killed this dude and left the scene. I deceide the best thing to do is floor it. I turn down some side roads and end up in a town 45 miles from home.

    I finally get home and go straight to my boss who can probably clean this whole mess up. I explained it to him and then went home. I pulled into the driveway at the same time as my mom and I was still pretty shaken up by what happened. She could tell something was up and I started to explain the whole story. My mom got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Epic story is epic!
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    This.
    "Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
    "No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"

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    Carlton approves this thred.

    and ate my balls.
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    What the f***.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Promise us you'll go out in a blaze of glory with the feds. That's the only suitable end to this story.
    i was waiting on a moment, but the moment never came. all the billion other moments, were just slipping all away. i must have been tripping, we're just slipping all away. just ego tripping.

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    seek advice from Drakkie, he has the answer to all your woes
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    The Italian version is waaay much better...

    YouTube - willy il principe di Bel-Air


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    Hole up in shack in Montana and when the feds come go down in a blaze of gunfire!!!

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    Wait... but what about the first part of the story?
    And yes, ask Drakkie... he's the man.

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    Anybody who took this seriously is a complete tool.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Go get the body and toss it into a wood chipper. Or go drakkie and break the neck and toss it into a body of water.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Git er' DUN!
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    I alerted the NY authorities and gave them your Cobalt's license plate number (that I happen to have in my pictures folder).

    Patrick Wilkins.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    I alerted the NY authorities and gave them your Cobalt's license plate number (that I happen to have in my pictures folder).

    Patrick Wilkins.
    tell them he's a negro for added fun
    "Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
    "No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"

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