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  1. 09-23-2005, 10:07 AM #1
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    Angry?

    You just bought that new sports car you've been saving up for for the last 2 years. It's amazing, everything you've expected and more. You're out for a spin on a saturday evening during perfect weather with your new lady friend. You stop at a red light, and stretch the car's legs at the green when a guy in a escalade runs a red light and T-bones it, drivers side. Everyone's okay, but your car is pretty much bent sideways. You crawl out the passenger side door, and are in okay shape. The escalade has a bent bumper and a slightly messed up grill, with other small damages. Otherwise it's okay. You see the guy stepping out of it, and looking shocked. Your girlfriend is okay, shell-shocked, but okay. You get out, stand up and..............

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  2. 09-23-2005, 10:11 AM #2
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    ...beat the living ba-jesus out of the the escalade driver until he is in a coma like state. Then I return to my car, and violently run over him repeatedly until he is apart of the road.
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    .... say "Hmmm ... one step closer to Cayenne styling"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godlaus
    You see the guy stepping out of it, and looking shocked. Your girlfriend is okay, shell-shocked, but okay. You get out, stand up and..............
    swear at him with all th words i know, tell my chk to get in at the passenger side, and steal the 'lade, leaving the guy stunned
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    ...and politely fill the papers for the friendly insurance communication, while convincing the girl she should go to your house and lay down for a while to recover from the schock.
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    Cry..
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    wake up.

    (there are no escalades where I live)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godlaus
    You get out, stand up and...
    Point and laugh at the guy. No matter how mangled out of shape my Noble M400 is, it's still better than being seen in any Escalade.
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    i cant help but think this will turn intoan anti-suv thread...

    im a proud suv driver but my true love is sports cars
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    Pull out my two .50 cal desert eagles and start poppin caps.
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    say "hey guy, that was some pretty bad driving. [points at smashed up car] I'd like my new one in yellow."
    pondering things
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
    Pull out my two .50 cal desert eagles and start poppin caps.
    my garndpa actually carries a handgun and a shotgun in his jaguar
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  13. 09-23-2005, 01:23 PM #13
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    i'd get out, and hed blae it on me, and i would have to send mi girl to the streets to fix his escalade. then i kill miself. and him
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    I would just re-style the guy's escalade with his face
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattro_20v
    I would just re-style the guy's escalade with his face
    can so imagine that as a scene in film Casino...
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