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    ^^ lmao
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    It also works for London, England.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Redline begs me to help save their ass.
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    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    That can't be real. Maybe they got shit ratings because the movie is a turd?

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    Another repost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6 View Post
    Another repost.
    damn and I searched too ... where ?
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine View Post
    damn and I searched too ... where ?
    i'm pretty sure in this very thread!
    you're slipping in your old age .... or you've been hitting the scotch again
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Lol, that was almost funnier than the joke clutch

    And Matra... check post #5 in this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6 View Post
    Lol, that was almost funnier than the joke clutch

    And Matra... check post #5 in this thread...
    ouch ... honest I did search
    ANyway's all gone now, no point leaving duplicates around. After everyone's had a laugh at the old man's expense I'll delete this dialogue too
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Damn you! My precious post count!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6 View Post
    Damn you! My precious post count!!
    hmmmm, might go in and edit it down to 42 as punishment
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    The joke was funny, OK? Just... argh...

    *muttermutterbloodygrumpyoldmenmutter*

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6 View Post
    That can't be real. Maybe they got shit ratings because the movie is a turd?
    It IS real. I got it in my myspace bulletins.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Durex would like to announce the release of their new condom.

    "The Iranian"

    It holds seamen for 15 days (only available in navy)
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine View Post
    Durex would like to announce the release of their new condom.

    "The Iranian"

    It holds seamen for 15 days (only available in navy)
    my oh my. Its people like you that would find my merchant navy passbook amusing.
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