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    Absolute lamest Ebay Motors item of all time

    This is totally Heinous.

    There is so much humour here. I honestly believe this to be the worst item ever placed on EBay motors. That said, the owner is even worse than the truck.
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    Is that a joke?

    Check out his teeth

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    Proof that 400 watts per channel can shatter teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
    Is that a joke?

    Check out his teeth
    I see Derekthetree's avatar in the truck.
    Honestly I don't know what's more incredible: the car or his teeth. Maybe he's selling the car to pay for his teeth.

    Now I'm completely seriously here: is there someone who makes that to their teeth on purpose? What do they do? They cover their teeth with gold ot they actualy do like the oldpeople used to do: substitute a real teeth for a gold one?
    Anyway, that guy is a waste. Someone should melt him.
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    "The front bumper (grill) needs to be adjusted, not replaced, when I drove up to the home, I bumped the house. Not too hard to fix."

    oh dear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    "The front bumper (grill) needs to be adjusted, not replaced, when I drove up to the home, I bumped the house. Not too hard to fix."

    oh dear...

    He was too excited watching his own mouth in the rearviewmirror.
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    Looks like he's run someone over in the first pic, possible because he can't see where he's going when reversing....


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    can anyone tell me what that pattern is in the interior
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    Quote Originally Posted by mclaren_crazy
    can anyone tell me what that pattern is in the interior
    To me it looks like FOOL written over and over again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    Now I'm completely seriously here: is there someone who makes that to their teeth on purpose? What do they do? They cover their teeth with gold ot they actualy do like the oldpeople used to do: substitute a real teeth for a gold one?
    Anyway, that guy is a waste. Someone should melt him.
    yes, its called a grill, usually gold or platinum with diamonds and stuff in it, mostly a southern black thing, but apparently this guy feels he should change that

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    Wiggers

    Seeing as I drive one of those everyday, I honestly cannot think of why anyone would want to spend that much money or time on it.

    His teeth are a great laugh though
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    What is with that interior? And who pimps out a '91 Blazer and does nothing to the paint job? And who is giving this guy awards for it? (Notice there are no pictures of said awards)

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    yes, its called a grill, usually gold or platinum with diamonds and stuff in it, mostly a southern black thing, but apparently this guy feels he should change that
    No, it's called GRILLZ!!!!

    Anyway, whoever said he was busy looking at his grillz in the mirror, notice that the guy says that it doesn't have rear view mirror.
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    I heard that the value of gold just went up a lot, maybe he should sell his teeth instead, he'd prolly make more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    yes, its called a grill, usually gold or platinum with diamonds and stuff in it, mostly a southern black thing, but apparently this guy feels he should change that
    They act like dentures too so you can take them out.

    Really stupid, and I've even seen little kids revert to using tin foil as grills....
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