Funny Jokes ... WARNING: may offend

[cargirl1990]

I like that bald-headed, wooden leg joke.

[Tati25]

LOL

Really cool.

[Kitdy]

Unsure if this is real or not, but it's funny. Another forum owning.

In short: guy bitches about wife/daughter, wife sees computer with bitch post, wife posts and wants to end her relationship with the dude. Chaos and hilarity ensues with the guy making feeble attempts to defend himself in the thread.

[cargirl1990]

One reason why I want to stay single and another reason why some women who are married to men with nice cars, and don't support it, drive me nuts.

[LTSmash]

Unsure if this is real or not, but it's funny. Another forum owning.

In short: guy bitches about wife/daughter, wife sees computer with bitch post, wife posts and wants to end her relationship with the dude. Chaos and hilarity ensues with the guy making feeble attempts to defend himself in the thread.

Funny stuff. I was reading to the point where the users were making posts about having 200 guests at one time and what not. This got me to thinking about what happened on this forum when it says, "Most users ever online was 1,130, 06-25-2007 at 03:40 AM." 1,130 users seems like an abnormal amount of traffic at one time, did an epic flaming go down then. I didn't read the forums then... I just used this site for pics.

[NSXType-R]

Funny stuff. I was reading to the point where the users were making posts about having 200 guests at one time and what not. This got me to thinking about what happened on this forum when it says, "Most users ever online was 1,130, 06-25-2007 at 03:40 AM." 1,130 users seems like an abnormal amount of traffic at one time, did an epic flaming go down then. I didn't read the forums then... I just used this site for pics.

I was there when it happened. To my knowledge, nothing out of the ordinary happened. I don't think the Admins can explain it either, to be honest.

[Matra et Alpine]

Being British is.....

driving a german car
to an Irish pub
for a Belgian beer,
then on the way home,
grabbing an Indian curry
or a Turkish kebab,
to sit on a Swedish sofa and
watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.
And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign.

Oh and..

Only in Britain ..

Can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance,
banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter
and Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front.

and THIS is so wrong: UK family tells US hotel: 'We don't want to be served by a black person' | Mail Online
-- though I think the hotel shodul have told them to get lost and protected the staff rights and turned their back on this racists lots money

[Commodore GS/E]

and THIS is so wrong: UK family tells US hotel: 'We don't want to be served by a black person' | Mail Online

WTF???

[pimento]

and THIS is so wrong: UK family tells US hotel: 'We don't want to be served by a black person' | Mail Online
-- though I think the hotel shodul have told them to get lost and protected the staff rights and turned their back on this racists lots money

That is disgusting on so many levels.. the hotel shoulda turfed em out and said "Hey, you're in a foreign country, we all have foreign accents."

[IBrake4Rainbows]

They's racist. Maybe the BNP had a holiday?

[Blue Supra]

Being Australian is.....

driving a korean car
to an Irish pub
for a fake imported euro beer,
then on the way home,
grabbing a Chinese feed
or a Turkish kebab,
to sit on a Taiwan made sofa and
watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.
And most of all being VERY suspicious of anything Foreign.

fixed for truth

[cargirl1990]

UK family tells US hotel: 'We don't want to be served by a black person' | Mail Online


That's just disgusting and cruel. The family refused to be served by a man of colour had to admit himself to psychological help is just terrible. People like this piss me off!

[kingofthering]

UK family tells US hotel: 'We don't want to be served by a black person' | Mail Online


That's just disgusting and cruel. The family refused to be served by a man of colour had to admit himself to psychological help is just terrible. People like this piss me off!

Uh...didn't Matra just post this? If you're quoting, it may help with the quote tags so it would clear up the confusion.

[Matra et Alpine]

MARS BAR REPACKAGED
MARS bars are being repackaged to rally England fans for the World Cup.
Bosses hope it will inspire England to emulate Bobby Moore's 1966 World Cup winwith England .
The chocolate bar will change later this month for the first time since it was made in 1920 and will revert after the tournament ends in July.
Andrea Taylor, of Mars, said: "As the nation's favourite chocolate bar, Mars is in an ideal position to fuel positivity for the World Cup."
The range will also be sold in Scotland, Wales and Ireland even though they failed to make the finals.
England Football Supporters Federation boss Malcolm Clarke said:
Rivals Nestle will also put images of England's 1966 victory on Kit Kats and Yorkies.
Experts expect similar stunts from hundreds of other companies. Marketing magazine Brand Republic said:
"It's the biggest sports marketing opportunity of the decade - companies don'twant to be left behind."
This is the Tartan Army's response:

[cargirl1990]

"Ma arse" LOL.... XD