I've been seeing a grey Mitsubishi EVO VIII with all sorts of speed-shop stickers plastered from bow to stern and a "let's crack some fiberglass" bodykit zooming around the roadways of Central Nowhere, Arkansas for the last year or so. As a proud Subaru driver, I take his presence in My town as an utter insult, but I've never had the opportunity to get close to the car or have a good-natured argument with the driver on why his engine architecture is stupid.
I got a closer look at it the other day, though the driver was nowhere to be seen. It was parked outside the Faulkner County Courthouse (reckon why?) and saw, to my unalloyed horror, the Mitsubishi badges were painted over and Pepsi badges slapped on in their stead.
I'm sure you can all imagine my confusion.
Here's what I've found out about it:
http://www.rojawheels.com/garage/pro...p?filename=evo
Go figure. It wound up in Arkansas.
Still, no engine mods listed. I can take em'.