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I'm staying with my mate in Melbourne and a few days ago injured his knee (a idiot story in itself), it's not bad but he is uncomfortable driving (a stick shifting lancer 1.8L) so I've got the pilot...

With that guy it could have been, a Supra shaped fireball rolling down the street would have really enhanced the story.

Umm.. neutral with the handbrake on?

One enterprising fellow was experimenting with and anti-lag system on a big turbo JZA80 supra, he has wired his own management into it and is proceeding with a stationary (no rolling road) tune...

OK clearly I know jack about aero, I was thinking of those salt lake rocket sleds and comparing them to my car.
I was thinking of all the things that would improve the efficiency of my car and...

A POX ON POLISHING!!! A POX I SAY!!

But seriously this is the car, as you can see it is a brick.

This is not so much an idiot, just funny.. to me..

http://www.dtmpower.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1518061#post1518061

Oh sure, I know that.
While we're at it, lets also:

Fold back our mirrors
Put the car in neutral when driving downhill
Keep the antenna down at all times, and the windows up.
Strip the carpet...

I was one the phone to my grandma' and she knows i am kinda into cars and she tells me that I should always keep my car polished and clean... not to make it look good or keep the paint in condition...