These are all Golfs. Golfs, and VWs, are horrible.
What about Foci, Meganes, or Giuliettas?
Or you could wait and fork over an extra five thou for a GT86/BRZ and get all kinds of horrible mileage figures.
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"