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They were playing England, so loosing should have been the least likely of the options.Originally Posted by my porsche
However, it seems the English team forgot what sport they were world champions of, and lost, thoroughly.
I supposed you could die, althought you'd have to put some effort in to achieve that status.
Bleeding to death or an infection would probably do it, but it'd take some time. A few weeks probably...
I wonder if it hurts when he goes for a leek?
Thanks for all the fish
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i bet he pisses blood! eww
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I dont know if this is a repost but this is crazy!
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
if he was that stupid then he deserves it hi's just a dumb @ss!!!
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Any pictures?Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
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niko i dont think you would want to see somthing like that, i think it will look nasty,,,,,,Any pictures?
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I doubt they would meet UCP's rules.
And if there are, please don't show them.
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he was joking...(niko was)
personaly i think he is a great man, he kept his word to his mates. the world could use more of them
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^ except now he'll be watching "what not to wear" and sipping chardonay instead of watching a football match (Newcastle winning, of course) and chugging a pint
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Looking for the new world
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On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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Cutting your own testies off, cuz of a game even! That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont you need your bollocks for hormones and that?
Thats why trannys have them tucked up inside them .
Last edited by UCR; 02-13-2005 at 03:28 AM.
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that part sounds unreal !
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dayam!!!
When i saw the title i thought it was gonna be somthing like "Rugby fan cut off his own FINGER". But to rip your own sack off!!! He must of had so much to drink that he was numb and able to walk inside carying his own baggage.
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