I swear it's silver! My silver color car specially
Like everytime AFTER I washed my car the birds will not miss!! It had happened 99.5% of the time, regardless of where I park, under a tree or no trees within 100 feet!
I swear it's silver! My silver color car specially
Like everytime AFTER I washed my car the birds will not miss!! It had happened 99.5% of the time, regardless of where I park, under a tree or no trees within 100 feet!
" I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect."
My bumper sticker "If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you"
be glad, my dad's car was once puked over by a big bird. from front to rear, all dirty
So many 'bird' jokes, so little time...
Small creatures are attracted to my front bumper. I've hit- not run over; hit, as in they were in the air and didn't get out of the way fast enough- two birds at 65+ both times, and I've run over a squirrel or two, a chipmunk in my driveway, and the odd already dead animal.
Do they not know the agreement? They can sit in the roads all they want, but when the loud things come at them they have to move. I'm tired of picking feathers out of my front lip when I wash the car.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
well whats really great is when you have the AC on and the feathers come inside.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
I think they're really afraid of black because my car is black, the escalade is black and the montana looks black but is a midnight blue and they have only been shit on like 5 times each in the past two years.
2011 Honda Civic Si
ATHEIST and damn proud of it.
ive run over two birds while driving, both in my mom's grey chevy blazer she used to have. And one time i was with my friend in his grey saab and he hit a bird while driving and it almost ended up going into the sunroof. so i would say they cant see grey b/c they always fly right in front of grey cars.
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