Tired of expensive fuel?

[BjD]

Check out petroldirect.com !

"The UK's first internet-only petrol retailer"

Gotta try some of that "NOx Enhanced Petrol"

[shockwaveracing]

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)

Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.


LMFAO

[:Exige:]

Mmm ... perfuel ... for the woman that cares what the white van man behind her smells from her exhaust

[The_Canuck]

Plutonium
Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).

This is shipped from our specialist suppliers based in the formet Soviet Union, usually within 28 days. Please note that some background checks may be required, and due to the hazardous nature of the fuel we recommend that some training be undertaken before using it. It may also be necessary to carry out background checks on potential customers.

Please contact us for a quote.



foflmfao

[GT F1]

lmao.


Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.


^^^That would be useful. ^^^

[Vaigra]

considering prices these days...I'm actually interested

God, I wish it was real

[Vaigra]

"If you drive a huge four wheel drive (e.g. Discovery, Shogun, BMW X5) then you are a sinner against the environment and other road users. Buy something less stupid. Other people will respect you more and you never know, you might get your reward in heaven."

[SlickHolden]

Hey who wouldn't get the shits with fuel prices.
I Bought a car to get off lead replacement fuel cause it was about .8 cent per litre more expensive. Now i got another car that runs on unleaded the fuel is higher then it was before.

[Misho]

what will happen if i filled half the tank with petrol and the other half with water (or something similar to dillute the fuel) ??

[Matra et Alpine]

what will happen if i filled half the tank with petrol and the other half with water (or something similar to dillute the fuel) ??

Water doesnt' "dilute" fuel it contaminates it.

Water doesn't burn !!!!!!!!

So it will mis-fire like hell and finally stop working as the ratio increases.
As water and fuel naturally seperate out then you will finally start the car up when it's drawing pure water from the tank. Not surpisingly it wont work at that point and more than likely will wreck the fuel pump as water is a bad lubricant.

The "somehing similar" what have to be a petroleum product, so the best you'll get is mixing in a cheaper octane fuel. BUT that then needs engine modificatison in compression, ignition and timing to be able to work.

[spi-ti-tout]

So it will mis-fire like hell and finally stop working as the ratio increases.

LMAO

[kennyknoxville]

i just syphon the gas out of my neighbors car

[VtecMini]

At work we have a 1000 litre fuel bowser full of "cherryade". It's horribly tempting to say the least. But I'm better than that... Yes. I'm a good upstanding citizen. I'm not interested in £1000 of free fuel... *cries*

[kennyknoxville]

cherryade sounds tempting for human consumption

[2ndclasscitizen]

Thats one of the best sites i've seen in a while, i might try my car on Vin Diesel