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  1. 11-11-2005, 04:08 AM #16
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    One more fact.

    When Chuck was Down here living he was going out with my mums best Friend.
    And always when they were out on the streets he was a very paranoid man always looking over his shoulder waiting for fights to come his way.
    Always someone wanted to test how good he was a fighter, I was to young to see him and if i did i wouldn't remember .
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggs
    Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
    This one made me laugh for at least 10 minutes
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  3. 01-31-2006, 11:28 PM #18
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    His actual full name is Carlos Ray Norris.
    And he is 5'10".
    '76 Cadillac Fleetwood Seventy-Five Limousine, '95 Lincoln Town Car.
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    One day someone asked "Who is Chuck Norris?" We'll never know. Chuck Norris roundhoused them into a cloud of their component atoms
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    Chuck Norris has been known to float in the air, because he does not follow anyones rules, especially Gravity's.
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>
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    Chuck Norris is the reason Vector failed
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    Chuck Norris Is Single handedly responsible for Global Warming. His Atomisation of people who dare question him using a roundhouse kick has led to the Ozone hole growing larger.

    Scientists were quick to call this the Roundhouse Effect, before they were Atomised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleet 500
    His actual full name is Carlos Ray Norris.
    And he is 5'10".
    I knew that.

    Haha, You're a republican!!
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    I herd Chuck was sending himself into GM
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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    Chuck Norris Shares a few common Human Traits; For example; He Hates Emo's.
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>
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    that tea-bagging with Hitler one is disgusting!

    (If you don't know what tea-bagging is, watch "Soulplane" )
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    Chuck Norris is what emo kids cry about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    that tea-bagging with Hitler one is disgusting!

    (If you don't know what tea-bagging is, watch "Soulplane" )
    Oh my gentle Jesus... NOT RIGHT!!

    Ick.

    Choked by balls
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    Dont think I saw this the first time around! Absolutely hilarious stuff!!!

    "Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."

    Utter brilliance!!!
    Porsche!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
    Oh my gentle Jesus... NOT RIGHT!!

    Ick.

    Choked by balls
    exactly...
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