"F1 commentator James Allen was seen shopping yesterday at his local supermarket. However, James Allen had created quite a racquet with commentating incessently across the aisles, thinking he was in a celebrity race and then commentating into the store P.A. system, with hordes of customers fleeing the store in fear.
James Allen was reported as to have said:
"They're amazing machines these shopping trollies. Two lights. Three Lights. And my trip to the supermarket IIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fantastic start by James Allen but OHHH NOOO, he's being held up by an old lady."
"And he hits the other shopping trolley!!! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge accident!!! Oh my goodness!!!"
James Allen shopping
One petrified witness stated, "I was just minding my own business and then I hear this loud maniac screaming at me going 'Woooooooooooooooooowww! You should've bought the Diet Pepsi, I told ya!!!' "
A security guard then proceeded to James Allen and said, "Sir, could you please leave, you're making a scene."
"Ohhhhhhh noooooo! A drive-through-penalty for James Allen!"
James Allen has since been banned from his local deli, 7-11 and Mobil petrol station. Allen was reported to have been acting as a pit reporter at his local Mobil petrol station and thinking that the station attendant Sanjeev was Martin Brundle."
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