Favourite Top Gear qoutes/rants....

[2ndclasscitizen]

I think we might have a new winner from the newest episode

JC: I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for ny head's just exploded!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

JC: "We've been told we need to feature more green cars. So here you go (points to lime green Murcie). It's about the greenest car we could find"

Brilliant

I personally preferred his description of the Perodua Kelisa-

"It's been built by someone who travels to work on an ox."

[matek]

When he drove the Noble M12 for the first time he described wirly turbos as:

"its like having darth vader behind you hhhhhhhhh jermey hhhhhhhh use the force hhhh use the force jeremy " all of a sudden jolt of power shoots him in the back of his seat and wwwwwwwwwwvvvvvvvvvvvvww

[quattro_20v]

I liked the part when he tested the Dodge SRT10 (viper). There were warning stickers all over the car with things like putting the children in the back seat and the exhaust can get hot etc...

[Schumacher]

"Powerrrrr!!!!!!"

I find myself shouting this when I push my car hard.

Also for me........
Another one is when, JC on a Jaguar xk8 II start on ice for a challenge and JM tell him: "Please gone away", with the car that is slipping!!

[PerfAdv]

i dont know about quotes or rants but in terms of favourite MOMENTS it has to be when they got rid of tiff.. or more specifically tiff's VOICE!

Yeah...No! He's an auto journalist and communicates well how the car behaves and he's easy to understand. Now if he was a news anchor and read the headlines like that for the 5 o'clock news, that might become a little annoying.

"Ann..... nnnnowwwwww for the wetha", but when he's grabbing second gear out of a hair-pin it doesn't really bother me...

[carbrochuretom]

JC: "We've been told we need to feature more green cars. So here you go (points to lime green Murcie). It's about the greenest car we good find"

and from the Winter Olympics special: Hammond "We are in fact at the cutting edge of cocking about"

Wasnt it cos people complained that they were always showing too many gas-guzzlers that werent environmentally friendly, so they wanted to see more sustainable 'green' cars lol

I like dat one!