MATH jokes

[ZeTurbo]

OK, to understand this joke you need to know a bit of calculus.

A Guy walks into a bar full of functions of all kinds and forms. He starts yelling :
-I want evrybody out of here right know or ill integrate and derive the lot of you! itll be horrible!
Evryfunton in the bargoes nuts, jump out windows, run out the doors in absolut panic. Only one stays at the bar. The guy walks up to him and says :
- didint you hear what i said?! aren you scared?!?
The functon at the bar looks at him and says
- No. I'm e to the x.

I dont know why I find it so funny! I just do!...

If you have any other math jokes...Post away!

[Spastik_Roach]

Why did 6 cry? Cause seven ate nine..

its numbers!

[fa22_raptor]

OK, to understand this joke you need to know a bit of calculus.

A Guy walks into a bar full of functions of all kinds and forms. He starts yelling :
-I want evrybody out of here right know or ill integrate and derive the lot of you! itll be horrible!
Evryfunton in the bargoes nuts, jump out windows, run out the doors in absolut panic. Only one stays at the bar. The guy walks up to him and says :
- didint you hear what i said?! aren you scared?!?
The functon at the bar looks at him and says
- No. I'm e to the x.

I dont know why I find it so funny! I just do!...

If you have any other math jokes...Post away!

Hahaha... that's a pretty good one


How do you cook a cosine pi?
Raise the temperature to 180 degrees

... ok that was lame.

[drakkie]

OK, to understand this joke you need to know a bit of calculus.

A Guy walks into a bar full of functions of all kinds and forms. He starts yelling :
-I want evrybody out of here right know or ill integrate and derive the lot of you! itll be horrible!
Evryfunton in the bargoes nuts, jump out windows, run out the doors in absolut panic. Only one stays at the bar. The guy walks up to him and says :
- didint you hear what i said?! aren you scared?!?
The functon at the bar looks at him and says
- No. I'm e to the x.

I dont know why I find it so funny! I just do!...

If you have any other math jokes...Post away!

The joke is wrong e to the x --> e to the x + c ANd e to the x --> x =ln y

Yes, school did leanr me something allright

[drakkie]

When is math fun ?




If you burn your books in the barbeque(tonight)

[jaromull]

There are 10 different kinds of people with the regard to their knowledge of the binary system - those, who know and those who do not know.

[ZeTurbo]

OK, to understand this joke you need to know a bit of calculus.

A Guy walks into a bar full of functions of all kinds and forms. He starts yelling :
-I want evrybody out of here right know or ill integrate and derive the lot of you! itll be horrible!
Evryfunton in the bargoes nuts, jump out windows, run out the doors in absolut panic. Only one stays at the bar. The guy walks up to him and says :
- didint you hear what i said?! aren you scared?!?
The functon at the bar looks at him and says
- No. I'm e to the x.

I dont know why I find it so funny! I just do!...

If you have any other math jokes...Post away!

There is one Valuable lesson here kids... Dont drink and Post

[ZeTurbo]

The joke is wrong e to the x --> e to the x + c ANd e to the x --> x =ln y

i dont see where you are going with this?

[Zytek_Fan]

Hypotamoose

[PerfAdv]

Play along, yes you...

What is:

1+1?


2+2?


4+4?


8+8?


16+16?


Quick! Pick a number between
12 and 5 Got it?



Now scroll down















The number you picked was 7 right?
Isn't that weird???

[Jack_Bauer]

Erm, well the number I picked was 8 but nevermind, I was never any good at maths. Nice try!

[PerfAdv]

Erm, well the number I picked was 8 but nevermind, I was never any good at maths. Nice try!

It usually works!

We'll see if it works for others...

[Jack_Bauer]

I know it usually works, and I know exactly WHY it usually works. It was my little attempt at a joke above, but I'm guessing it's probably a bit obscure.

[Pando]

It worked for me... Weird.

[mmm_aapls]

The joke is wrong e to the x --> e to the x + c ANd e to the x --> x =ln y

Yes, school did leanr me something allright

erm e^x has no prefrence. The integral of e^x is e^x. The derivative of e^x is e^x

So why is the joke wrong????