Damn Buick Le Sabre
Okay, I admit that this thread is a bit pointless and nothing but a rant, but I'm going for it anyway.
I don't have a car right now, my brother wrecked it while his was in the shop, so I usually just borrow his or one of my parent's. Today, however, he was driving. So I go outside and get in the LeSabre. He goes around back and puts some stuff in the trunk. We're ready to go, so he puts the key in the ignition, he turns the key... nothing. He tries it again-clicking, but the engines doesn't turn. I tell him to get out of the car and pop the hood. He does so; I go into the garage and get the jumper cables, go to the car and am astounded. I ask myself, "where's the f*cking battery?" I think about it and decide that it must be in the trunk... wrong, again! Now I am royally pissed, evidenced by the fact that I actually read the user's manual. Where is the battery, not the front, not the rear, but the middle. You have to remove to rear seat to access the battery. I don't mean it folds up; you seriusly have to take the thing out-utter nonsense. So, now we have a Buick parked in the street in front of my house with the rear seat on the roof, a Crown Vic perpendeicular to it(Damn those short jumper cables), and then the clamp of one of the cables slid off the ground-sparks landing on some paper and almost starting a fire. We get the car started and the day commenced as per usual-though the battery still won't hold a charge. Point being, I hate GM engineers-their brilliant decision to put the battery under the seat ruined my morning.
PS-How do I fix the title. I missed the "c" in Buick.
Go n-ithe an cat thu, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat
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