GOOD LORD!!!
I was shocked and horified when I read what Drakkie insinuated!!!!!!!
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To think that 18 year-olds would do such things! In A French Car!!!!! It sets my finely tuned American sense of self-righteousness into a tailspin!
At least in America our cars are roomy enough for fornication, though my very first in-car experience was when I was 18, on the trunklid of a Merc 380 SL. The next day dust had settled and the paintwork on the bootlid looked like a caveman attempt at surprisingly explicit hardcore porn, and there was no explaining it to ma and pa, but that was different somehow from what Drakkie is talking about. What Drakkie is talking about deeply offends me.
I'm still horrified anybody would put such smut on our little car page!
Working for a newspaper makes one bitter. Sorry.