Broke my tibia (leg) last weekend playing football. Goalkeeping, went into block a shot and the guy went to kick the ball, unfortunately kicking my leg instead....
Heres where it gets interesting. Next goalie in to replace me has a seizure and has to go off. They replace him with a guy wearing glasses and hearing aids. He has to take his glasses off so he's half blind, and he loses one of his hearing aids....have I jynxed the position?!