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  1. #16
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    You shut your dirty whore-ish pirate hooker mouth.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
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    I think a Maserati raises the chances of you getting laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    I think a Maserati raises the chances of you getting laid.
    Yes, it does.

    A lowered dark blue 1997 Mk3 Golf with Porsche wheels doesn't, however.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
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    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    Yes, it does.

    A lowered dark blue 1997 Mk3 Golf with Porsche wheels doesn't, however.
    LMAO.

    Even a 1992 Mercedes E320 with a shoddy paint job increases my chances

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    I wanna know how you found this site.
    UCP FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang View Post
    ****ing pwnt. High five.
    x2.

    Proof that yes, VW is probably the "gayest" car maker today next to Mazda.

    Just watch the Christians boycott VW.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    They forgot the Prius and the G-Wiz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    They forgot the Prius and the G-Wiz
    How could you not put the Prius in a list of the gayest cars.
    UCP FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs View Post
    You shut your dirty whore-ish pirate hooker mouth.
    Why don't you and all your gay friends go back to your home on whore island?

    (sorry had to say it...)

    Seriously though... 14 cars on a top ten list?
    ...Utah! Get me two...

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    It's too straight to have 10 cars on a top 10 list.

    You've got to be free in your thinking....maaaaaaan.

    And seriously, VW Golf ranks number 1. Is this not the best self pwn of the year?
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    Yes, it does.

    A lowered dark blue 1997 Mk3 Golf with Porsche wheels doesn't, however.
    just like his suspension.... can't get it up for speedhumps
    Honor. Courage. Commitment. Etcetera.

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    Studies have shown that the best form of contraception for Pennsylvanian males is a lowered Volkswagen Golf.
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    ...and my jetta was the 2.0L . I must have been Über gay. RIP MKIV

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    It's too straight to have 10 cars on a top 10 list.

    You've got to be free in your thinking....maaaaaaan.

    And seriously, VW Golf ranks number 1. Is this not the best self pwn of the year?
    don't speak so soon, Volvo featurs on that list. fabulous!

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    Meanwhile, more proof that Mitsubishi drivers get no sex.

    from either sex.
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