i think i value sex a lot less now, this method is pretty foolproof because if they say no you can tell them youre joking
i think i value sex a lot less now, this method is pretty foolproof because if they say no you can tell them youre joking
it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
hahahah
(908): come over and lets see...
yeah except im not trying to be the 1 millionth customer lol. it can work tho
-Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
-I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco…haha.
-Kenny Powers
I asked my friend (who's dating someone) and she said she didn't have a donkey that I could tap.
Touche. She knew I was kidding and I knew that she knew I'd be kidding but it was a good response from her.
"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams
pieter, im not sure this thread is for you.
Honor. Courage. Commitment. Etcetera.
I'm gonna have a go at this thing with my unsuspecting fiance and post the outcome.
Ok here it is:
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ?
Me: aw that wasn't the answer I was hoping for
Her: Mwahaha I'm keeping you on your toes
Me: But my toes can only keep me for so long!
Her: Ha ha two days isn't going to kill you, we will see maybe its your lucky day
Me: Score!
Last edited by DesmoRob; 07-30-2009 at 12:33 PM.
T__T. men can get really gross. sorry but its true. and women aren't sexual obects either!!!!
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
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