Stupid car names

[Vaigra]

You'll have to fight for control over us with Drakkie.
It's your funeral.

[Pando]

You'll have to fight for control over us with Drakkie.
It's your funeral.

Any word on Finnish build quality?

I just want to know my odds before I engage in battle.

[Vaigra]

Compared to the house that Drakkie built...terrible.

[Pando]

Compared to the house that Drakkie built...terrible.

Bugger.

[Vaigra]

Yeah that's one way to put it.

[carbrochuretom]

Couple of good ones I know
Toyota Vizz - In german 'Vizz' means 'joke'
Vauxhall Nova - Nova mean 'No Go' in Spanish...ahahaha like that
Honda Fitta (later known as Honda Jazz) Fitta actually mean 'cunt' in Swedish and Norwegian
Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump
Mazda LaPuta
Mazda Bongo

[carbrochuretom]

I came up with my own
Fiat Panda Secchio Di Merda

[Mäusekino]

Couple of good ones I know
Toyota Vizz - In german 'Vizz' means 'joke'

no it doesn't, actually people would think it would be named to the Gin Fizz Cocktail (which is actually a stupid and perverse name for a mixed drink by the way) cause a joke in my country is a 'Witz' with a pronounced 't' !

[twinspark]

Honda Fitta (later known as Honda Jazz) Fitta actually mean 'cunt' in Swedish

Wasn't that actually Honda Fit, instead of Fitta? Here it has always been Jazz though.

[Luxurioux]

Wasn't that actually Honda Fit, instead of Fitta? Here it has always been Jazz though.

You're correct. It is Fit, not Fitta. It was named 'Fit', as it made good use of space, such as having the fuel tank somewhere under the seat, therefore there was more space in the back to 'FIT' luggage, etc. But..the name 'Jazz' just spoilt it.

[Luxurioux]

Couple of good ones I know
Toyota Vizz - In german 'Vizz' means 'joke'
Vauxhall Nova - Nova mean 'No Go' in Spanish...ahahaha like that
Honda Fitta (later known as Honda Jazz) Fitta actually mean 'cunt' in Swedish and Norwegian
Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump
Mazda LaPuta
Mazda Bongo

Are you sure its Vizz ? Our car is called 'Vitz'. Otherwise in NewZealand, its called 'Echo', or 'Yaris ( << thats a stupid name ). Im guessing that Toyota had to change the name, since HYUNDAI MADE A BLOODY UGLY CAR NAMED Getz.

[nota]

Apologies if its already listed but my fave would have to be that ultra small japanese fish car the enticingly named .. Cony Guppy

[Luxurioux]

Apologies if its already listed but my fave would have to be that ultra small japanese fish car the enticingly named .. Cony Guppy

Well,.. naming the car as ' Guppy ', is better than 'Cony Guppy'. It reminds me of a.. fish that is shaped like a ice cream cone.

[twinspark]

Are you sure its Vizz ? Our car is called 'Vitz'. Otherwise in NewZealand, its called 'Echo', or 'Yaris

Vitz it is. By the way in Finnish a joke is vitsi which is pretty close when pronouncing, there's just an extra vowel in the end. It's called Yaris in here, among the rest of the Europe I suppose.

[nota]

Well,.. naming the car as ' Guppy ', is better than 'Cony Guppy'. It reminds me of a.. fish that is shaped like a ice cream cone.

Cony was the brand name, Guppy the model. The fish itself is an ugly bugger and this car wasn't any better looking

(brace yourself)
http://www.microcar.org/carspecs/conyguppy.html