OK, I got a couple stories:
First, a guy just bought a small truck, and says he installed a sports transmission (manual) in it, and that he races it on weekends. I try it out in the parking lot, handles pretty well, so I figure I'll let him drive, he races on the weekend after all! Upon doing this, he stalls the car round four times cus he doesn't know when to shift, and we end up havin to pull over, and let me drive the car back (with his face bein beet red the whole time )
Second story, a shorty but a goody. A kid at my school has a riced up Civic, and claims he has a V8 in it My response? "Oh, you got some tomato juice with you?"
Last edited by lithuanianmafia; 09-14-2005 at 07:26 PM.
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