the blow job joke was LOL, Fumacher
heres a blond joke i have:
a blond went to spend a weeks vacation in florida. she goes to a bar and sees several people wearing alligator skin boots. the blond really likes the boots and walks over to the bar tender. "hey mister, how much could i get a pair of those alligator skin boots for?" the mar tender says "oh theres a store 'round the corner that sells them for $800." the blond says "thats to much for me, il just go get my own." the bartender thinks to himself "yeah, sure and get yourself killed." the blond leaves the bar
at closing time the bar tender gets in his car after closing up and starts the drive home. along the way he hearsa gunshot and pulls up next to a river. through the dark he sees the blond with a shotgun. she shoots an alligator and lays him out on the sand. as the man gets closer the blond shoots another alligator and lays him on the san as well. the man thinks "wow! this blond can really do this!." as he gets gets closer he hears the blond say "Damn, this one doesn't have any boot either!"
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