Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cowboys.

Q: What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Dallas, Texas, in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring?
A: Thieves.

Q: Why was the Tuna upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road.)