Your first statement was a given.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not a good gardener (insert favourite job)
I WAS trying to help
When you created your profile here on UCP you put a file on your computer in as your homepage. That can't work ( sorry that I tried to explain WHY it wouldn't )
You can chose to leave it but chances are you may get lots of people in the future telling you the same thing - many thimes over - when what you need to do is either remove it or get a homepage with your ISP ( probably the former is safer just now ).
Only trying to help