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Forum: Miscellaneous 06-16-2008, 09:26 AM
Replies: 45
Poll: Manscaping.
Views: 4,195
Posted By MadMax13
A. You need to take your Midol and shut the ****...

A. You need to take your Midol and shut the **** up...

B. You need to take your Prozac and shut the **** up...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-16-2008, 06:46 AM
Replies: 45
Poll: Manscaping.
Views: 4,195
Posted By MadMax13
Well i was just reading a forum on the subject...

Well i was just reading a forum on the subject and the vast majority of the women on there said they dont like it, however the vast majority of men did...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-16-2008, 06:45 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,552
Posted By MadMax13
Or because my jokes are more adult and you just...

Or because my jokes are more adult and you just miss them...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 08:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,552
Posted By MadMax13
Wow, and people are asking ME if IM...

Wow, and people are asking ME if IM thirteen?!?!?!...
Forum: Matt's Hi-Res Hide-Out 06-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,255
Posted By MadMax13
Im not sure if that statement was pertaining to...

Im not sure if that statement was pertaining to my joke or the fact that i think the car looks like shit. If it IS pertaining to my statement of the car looking like shit i just think it does solely...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 04:13 PM
Replies: 45
Poll: Manscaping.
Views: 4,195
Posted By MadMax13
Oooh, he called you out, are you gonna take that...

Oooh, he called you out, are you gonna take that shit?!?!?!...
Forum: Matt's Hi-Res Hide-Out 06-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,255
Posted By MadMax13
If i wanted my comeback id wipe it off your...

If i wanted my comeback id wipe it off your chin...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-15-2008, 08:22 AM
Replies: 45
Poll: Manscaping.
Views: 4,195
Posted By MadMax13
I think youve hit the nail on the head Cyco. I...

I think youve hit the nail on the head Cyco. I think if youre in shape, or at least DECENT, you dont have to worry about cutting down the rainforest or going as a Man-O-Lantern, i think people think...
Forum: Matt's Hi-Res Hide-Out 06-14-2008, 05:59 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,255
Posted By MadMax13
That looks like shit. If it gets pushed through...

That looks like shit. If it gets pushed through hopefully they make an Evo model as well. If you think THAT spoiler looks like shit id like to see the one they put on the Evo model!!!...




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Forum: Miscellaneous 06-14-2008, 04:39 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,552
Posted By MadMax13
I didnt say Obama was a sexist, what im saying is...

I didnt say Obama was a sexist, what im saying is that Hillary had been flogged up and down while Obama has been spared any hard questions...




And Rockefella, dont bother messaging me, i dont...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-14-2008, 04:36 PM
Replies: 45
Poll: Manscaping.
Views: 4,195
Posted By MadMax13
Dont "manscape", its just a clever way of feeding...

Dont "manscape", its just a clever way of feeding an appetite for young girls or boys...
Forum: Matt's Hi-Res Hide-Out 06-13-2008, 02:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 8,203
Posted By MadMax13
Its funny you posted this because since gas has...

Its funny you posted this because since gas has hit $4 a gallon ive been thinking of buying a Ducati 999/S/R or an MV Agusta F4...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-13-2008, 02:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,552
Posted By MadMax13
And no one seems to think that the popular vote...

And no one seems to think that the popular vote should matter, wasnt that how elections USED to work, SHOULD work, the person who the people like the most gets elected, oh, silly me, who gives a ****...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-13-2008, 07:41 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,552
Posted By MadMax13
Clinton won the popular vote, but, since...

Clinton won the popular vote, but, since Americans are thick as shit, no ones noticed how wrong it is to leave the nomiations to a few "special" people and not the THE people. Ron Paul was probably...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-11-2008, 02:10 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 13,435
Posted By MadMax13
Apparently Listerine will **** you up before...

Apparently Listerine will **** you up before Baileys Irish Cream will...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-10-2008, 12:56 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,979
Posted By MadMax13
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Forum: Miscellaneous 06-10-2008, 12:52 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 13,435
Posted By MadMax13
Theres not time wasted when youre wasted all the...

Theres not time wasted when youre wasted all the time...
Forum: Photography 06-09-2008, 12:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,038
Posted By MadMax13
Goddamnit Timothy, your pics make me miss Va SOO...

Goddamnit Timothy, your pics make me miss Va SOO much...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-09-2008, 12:51 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,581
Posted By MadMax13
Probably wanted to show off as he passed this...

Probably wanted to show off as he passed this house, revved it, the back end broke loose and he just settled for the latin park. Either that or he tried to kick the back end out coming around the...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-09-2008, 12:48 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
Obama is fake and untrustworthy and McCain thinks...

Obama is fake and untrustworthy and McCain thinks that if he bashes Bush here and there and acts like he gives a shit about the lower classes that he can win...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-03-2008, 09:18 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
Im talking about NOW, and in 20 years ive only...

Im talking about NOW, and in 20 years ive only seen one person who seemed to give a shit, Clinton, yeah, he made mistakes, and i dont mean Monica, hes did some shit i didnt agree with, but he seemed...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-03-2008, 05:43 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
Wow, your proving about as bright as about 15% of...

Wow, your proving about as bright as about 15% of the American population. I dont think the government hates anyone, they just dont give a shit about anyone...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-03-2008, 12:08 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
No one knows why im getting PDQd, thats why...

No one knows why im getting PDQd, thats why EVERYONE is willing to work with me, yet for some reason it keeps happening. It aint my ASVAB because i scored a 73 or or 75, i dont remember exactly, i...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-03-2008, 08:18 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
King, im not asking for a ****ing CEO job right...

King, im not asking for a ****ing CEO job right out of the gate, im asking for a start, although everyone seems to think that i am. And Rooster, actually i am, however ive been PDQd from the...
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-02-2008, 05:27 PM
Replies: 223
Views: 17,784
Posted By MadMax13
And actually, now that i think about it, it IS...

And actually, now that i think about it, it IS the governments job to provide me with a career, because if i dont have a career that means im not a productive citizen and the country suffers because...
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