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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    Hey i can sing, very well. But Ashlee Simpson, my god, wheres the angry sniper when you need him. The crowd should have lynched her, or she sounded like they already were...
    hey, give me a chance, you know how long it takes to get a rifle through customs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcpokey
    ooh, you can read your sig twice in a row.... coool
    It was thoughtful of him to allow people like me (who have signatures turned off, because they're annoying) to understand what he was talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    It was thoughtful of him to allow people like me (who have signatures turned off, because they're annoying) to understand what he was talking about.
    That AND also the fact that I might change it in the future and my post wouldn't make sense

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    they had a poll ( MSNBC ), something like should they have booed at her, no she is only 20, and yes, she was horrendous, 70% voted for the latter..
    House said the perfect woman was a man...now im all confused!!

    What is a mile long and hasn't had sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz_
    they had a poll ( MSNBC ), something like should they have booed at her, no she is only 20, and yes, she was horrendous, 70% voted for the latter..
    Vanessa Mae was one of the greatest violin player in the World at age 15...

    So being "only 20" doesn't justify anything IMO

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    they were just the two poll options, lol i voted the latter of course
    House said the perfect woman was a man...now im all confused!!

    What is a mile long and hasn't had sex?
    - The line for the PS3

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    Quote Originally Posted by r1ckst4
    oh gosh she sounded terrible.... thats really what u get when u go for looks first and talents second.
    She isn't hot at all in my opinion. they went after the name this time not the looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-quik
    She isn't hot at all in my opinion. they went after the name this time not the looks.
    You mean they're hoping to get her a part in The Simpsons so she can annoy tv fans as well as music fans??? Fiendish... VERY fiendish...

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    If anybody wants to just laugh at Ashley and not have to survive the performance, collegehumor.com has a clip of the end of the song and you can hear the crowd booing her and see her have a sad attack. If you listen reall close you can hear someone yell "you suck"

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    That is amazing. Amazingly bad. I feel sorry for the musicians having to appear on stage with that. She is not worthy to be in the presence of a Gibson Les Paul.
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    Shes terrible and shes not hot and i wouldnt do her for fear of her bad talent rubbing off on me
    The Datto will rage again...

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    Sorry to revive a dead topic but does anyone understand the theme/lyrics to her new song?

    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ashleesimpson/lala.html
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    You can dress me up in dirt
    boy would i like to
    but as for my translation.... meh i dont know but i'll probally wind up understanding it after i hear it for the 20th time
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    ready for a LOOOONG post? her goes:

    You can dress me up in diamonds
    You can dress me up in dirt
    You can throw me like a line-man
    I like it better when it hurts
    means she likes rough sex

    Oh, I have waited here for you
    I have waited
    has wanted to have sex with whoever shes talking about for a long time

    You make me wanna la la
    in the kitchen on the floor
    I'll be a french maid
    Where I'll meet you at the door
    I'm like an alley cat
    Drink the milk up, I want more
    You make me wanna
    You make me wanna scream
    she will have sex on the kitchen floor or wherever
    she will dress up like a french maid for sex
    i really cant say what the milk one means but anyone over 12 should understand pretty well
    shes going to...well...scream

    You can meet me on an aero-plane
    Or in the back of the bus
    shell have sex wherever

    You can throw me like a boomerang
    I'll come back and beat you up
    not too sure but it sure sounds naughty

    Oh, I have waited here for you
    Dont, keep me waiting
    same as before

    You make me wanna la la
    in the kitchen on the floor
    I'll be a french maid
    Where I'll meet you at the door
    I'm like an alley cat
    Drink the milk up, I want more
    You make me wanna

    You make me wanna la la
    in the kitchen on the floor
    I'll be a french maid
    Where I'll meet you at the door
    I'm like an alley cat
    Drink the milk up, I want more
    You make me wanna
    You make me wanna scream
    ditto

    I feel safe with you
    I can be myself tonight
    It's alright, with you
    Cuz you hold, my secrets tight
    You do, You do
    fairly straight forward
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    lol.......
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