I bet £50 that NOTHING changes on Top Gear as a result of this.
*reward must be collected in person*
I bet £50 that NOTHING changes on Top Gear as a result of this.
*reward must be collected in person*
JC will likely upset them AGAIN by tearing up their report
Trasnport 2000 are seemingly next aiming to have Postman Pat banned as the cat doesn't wear a seatbelt
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
3 words - one hyphenated .......Originally Posted by Mustang
Vicki Butler-Henderson
TG wins by a long way. Tiff's too big-headed, at least the TG guys admit they're w@nkers at driving
[quote] as clarkson says himself he is a fourty something guy with a bit og a podge most 40+ year olds do have one {/quote]
what you saying ??
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
can you prove you dont ?Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.
HAHAHAHAH!!!! ROFLMFAO "third gear"!
It encoureges safe driving, so that when you go the speed limit in your tiny fuel efficitent car, you can get smashed to pieces by some SUV going 30 over the limit.
So is Top Gear cancelled because the last episode I found is from last year?Originally Posted by :Exige:
"To control 800 horsepower relying just on arm muscles and foot sensitivity can turn out to be a dangerous exercise."
Michael Schumacher
Don't panic, just the kiddies got loose again with their crayons and they've written a nasty press release abotu TG. ACant' wasit to see JC comment about it when ......Originally Posted by Wolf03
Top Gear returns on May 22nd
www.bbc.com/topgear
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
You get used to old farts like this when you start airsofting. Every day you get stupid mothers saying "BB guns can kill people". A parent who is leading the anti-gun movement once said "BB guns can be converted into weapons of mass destruction". Well so can hamsters if you have enough plutonium. None of them have a valid argument and you just have to live with it .. nothing is gonna happen. Always a laugh to see everyone freak out though, myself included
This reminds me of the commericial GM showed during the olympics where some kid did a whole bunch of crazy tricks in a Corvette. Some angry moms (they get really ticked when you call them that ) thought we were steal our parents car keys and drive there car upside down through a contruction site. Do they think we're f***in morons!?!
I bet 20 bucks it was a conservatist. My toaster can be converted into a WMD, and so can a cell phone, or a car, or a house, or a bush, or a cat, or anything else. Just stick a bomb in it and you can get a, "WMD".Originally Posted by :Exige:
(it's sad, but some people will beilieve that anyone under 18 who sees any kind of violence anywhere is gonna grow up to be a terrorist.)
Sometimes these busy-bodies have a strange form of getting their way, let's hope this time they don'tOriginally Posted by :Exige:
"NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"
Top Gear has reviews about exciting cars, with lots of humour in between.Originally Posted by Wolf03
5th Gear is rubbish.
They have far too much time devoted to competitions and "exciting" reviews like the one of the Seat Toledo, which consisted of the guy walking round the car, parked up on a busy Barcelona street saying; "yep, looks good, boot's big" then a 5 second clip of him driving it a 5mph down the same busy street saying "drives great. Oh look, a man in a Mercedes!"
Thanks for all the fish
In Mexico there's a show that's just as bad a 5th gear, it's called Autoshow. All they do is film the cars down a two lane road while they read what sounds like the press release for the car. It's really pathetic!! I e-mailed them once and told them to watch Top Gear to see how a proper car program is madeOriginally Posted by Coventrysucks
"NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"
Gentleman. Load your guns. We're goin' tree hugger huntin'
Yeah baby!Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
and we mean BUSINESSOriginally Posted by :Exige:
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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